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If the sole is the heaviest part of a shoe, why, when you kick them off, do they practically always wind up lying on a side?
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
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The same reason when you drop a contact lens that sumbitch never falls straight down where you can find it.
DON’T BE TOO PROUD OF THIS TECHNOLOGICAL TERROR YOU’VE CONSTRUCTED. THE ABILITY TO DESTROY A PLANET IS INSIGNIFICANT NEXT TO THE POWER OF THE FORCE.
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It's a variation of the principle which states the probability that a piece of bread falls buttered side down is proportional to the price of the carpet.
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It's a variation of the principle which states the probability that a piece of bread falls buttered side down is proportional to the price of the carpet. Total bs. It just proves you buttered the wrong side of the bread. P
Obey lawful commands. Video interactions. Hold bad cops accountable. Problem solved.
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Definitely--if the world was flat - everything would be knocked off
Most people don't have what it takes to get old
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Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery.
Hit the target, all else is twaddle!
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So, when dropped? hits the floor buttered toast on a cats back?
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
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Perpetual motion- - - - -a cat with a piece of buttered toast tied to its back will spin six inches off the floor- - - - -forever!
Ignorance can be fixed. Stupid is forever!
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So, when dropped? hits the floor buttered toast on a cats back? Day drinking is bad for your health.
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So, when dropped? hits the floor buttered toast on a cats back? Green
DON’T BE TOO PROUD OF THIS TECHNOLOGICAL TERROR YOU’VE CONSTRUCTED. THE ABILITY TO DESTROY A PLANET IS INSIGNIFICANT NEXT TO THE POWER OF THE FORCE.
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Because keels only work in water
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You need lessons in shoe kicking…😁
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this right here is why i am a campfire member.
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By George I think he’s discovered the secret to fusion power!🤪🙀👍
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By George I think he’s discovered the secret to fusion power!🤪🙀👍 George was right all along.
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So, when dropped? hits the floor buttered toast on a cats back? C’mon man. You know the thing.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
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