So a man finds an old lamp. He rubs it to clean it off, and out pops a genie. He gives the man one wish.
The man says “I would really like to see a bridge between US mainland and Hawaii.”
The genie responds, saying that “because of the distance, water depth, earthquakes, weather etc. its impossible. I can’t to that, you have to ask for something else.”
The man says “Ok, I understand. How about you just tell me how a woman’s mind works.”
Genie says, “you want that bridge to have 2 lanes or 4?”

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