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At least they're mildly subtle about it. Today tou can spot a [bleep] 3 isles away and it's not hard to tell if you're looking at a tranny or a nanny.

Another fine example of how f ucked up the country is!!

One of them, yes, but (((whose))) appetite?

I have some swinger neighbors, and they take their camper out atleast once a month. They leave their lights on their camper even at the house...supposedly thats a sign also if they are in the mood. Only reason I know is a friend of mine used to work with them and tried to get them involved.

Probably bs, but I’ve heard the same thing about those big metal decorative stars people have stuck on side of their house.

My wife is from Texas, whenever we are out there visiting I tease the hell out of her about it.
I SEE how all you freaky people are 😂

Everyone has the big stars on their places in Texas. It's the Lone Star State, no other meaning whatsoever.

But the upside down pineapple is indeed true to the implied meaning.

Those campers are probably Hawaiian- - - - -hence the pineapple welcome mat. They're good at doing the horizontal hula!

I can cross that one off the bucket list. Last Saturday being the most recent. Not how I roll, however.

Most of the wife swappers I've known would have to offer a little cash incentive- - - - -the skanks they're stuck with could make a freight train take a dirt road!

LOL, I'm behind the times, at first I thought "upside down pineapples" was a reference to her boobs.

It’s not???

Well, I re-ran it five times and they really don't look like pineapples do they?

May not be the root but its damn sure a huge part of the issues these days.

That's actually one of the problems with people. They're clueless.

If the rate of illegitimacy was less than one percent and single parent households headed by women were rare, do you believe there's be a significant voting block that supports the socialist agenda?

I suppose the leaves could be said to look like chest hairs.

Well okay, I ran it over 4 more times and I gotta agree with you. They don’t look much like pineapples.

ironbender;
Top of the morning to you sir, I hope the day is looking promising for you and your fine family.

As with so many things anymore in life, I'm finding as I learn something, more questions than answers arise, this topic being no exception to my ongoing puzzlement.

Way, way back in the ancient times another manager at work and I were chatting over a coffee.

Out of the blue he says, "Hey did you know X over on that machine over yonder and his wife are involved with the local "swinger community"?"

I did not know that ironbender and with that news I put down my coffee cup and to prevent any untoward accidents forthwith swallowed all the coffee I'd had in my mouth - carefully....

He continued, "Ms. Y over there on that other machine and her boyfriend are also apparently active in that sort of thing".

At this point in the story, I'm cognizant it'd be an even better twist to recount exactly how it was that the manager had come to know this vital bit of information. I want to say he did reveal it at the time, but those details are lost in the mists of time.

What I do recall vividly however and I'm struggling mightily to remain as charitable as possible now, but none of the quartet of upstanding individuals would be considered "model material"...

Maybe foot models ironbender, I'm not sure about that as they were always shod when I'd met them, but certainly not folks one would envision when one would be imagining say a film dealing with such hobbies.

To be clear, I'm not model material either ironbender, unless someone needs a cowboy garden gnome model, but somehow that revelation shattered some illusions I'd previously harbored apparently.

Thus endeth the tale and all that.

All the best to you all.

Dwayne

Never heard of such a thing.


To the surprise of no one probably.

Butternut squash?