Have thought about one as I'm in shorts 8-9 months a year and my nuts always run warm, especially in summer.
Looked into a couple of heavy duty canvas/denim ones with lots of pockets.
Dude, they sure did value their product!
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
Had the opportunity to interact with a kilted Honor Guard at an airbase in Scotland. Serious dudes. Kilt jokes didn't seem like a good way to go, even for a natural born and gifted smart-ass...
Anyone wears a kilt around here, and all bets are off...
The sporan is what's called a hunting sporan. It's made from the hind end of a whitetail doe. I called it my "Big Fuzzy Nut Sack." I kept a supply of in-the-shell peanuts and would offer to let women reach in for handful of nuts.
My other accessory worth noting was what I carried for a dagger. It's the biggest Bowie Knife I could find-- more like a Bowie Short Sword.
I can see why guys like carpenters and roofers where Utili-kilts. They are quite a bit cooler in the summer. I don't wear mine much, just because the darn thing was expensive and I had to keep it for parties. My Dad grew up in the building trades wearing something very similar: lederhosen. The Germans all wore them and they did a good job of protecting you while still allowing good ventilation.
BTW: Kilts go back to Egypt. No, it's not a skirt, and it's easily the most masculine garment you'll ever wear if you know how to wear it properly.
One other tip: Standard kit with the kilt is sporan (waist bag), dagger, and what's called a Sgian-dubh. It's a bone-handled short skinning knife worn in the sock. The purpose is for gutting game, but it can also be employed rather quickly if somebody starts making skirt jokes. Bagpipers are people who can blow up truck tires with their lungs. They are not to be trifled with.
