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Someone sent this to my wife. There's a poisonous spider in Brazil called a Banana spider. It's bites are very painful but someone noticed that one of the symptoms was a painful erection that lasts for hours. They devised a synthetic form of the venom and have been testing it. It's a cream that you (or someone) rubs on. It's been approved for testing by the FDA. This article doesn't say whether the painful part is still there.

SPIDER VENOM


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Originally Posted by Rock Chuck
Someone sent this to my wife. There's a poisonous spider in Brazil called a Banana spider. It's bites are very painful but someone noticed that one of the symptoms was a painful erection that lasts for hours. They devised a synthetic form of the venom and have been testing it. It's a cream that you (or someone) rubs on. It's been approved for testing by the FDA. This article doesn't say whether the painful part is still there.

SPIDER VENOM



now that

is 2 funny


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Of all the things to work on vs saving lives... A flipping erection issue... Priorities.


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No such thing as a painful erection when you beat it like it owes you money.

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I’m getting up in years, so I take a viagra every night so I don’t roll out of bed.

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Originally Posted by rost495
Of all the things to work on vs saving lives... A flipping erection issue... Priorities.

No doubt!

Instead of cancer or Alzheimer’s or any number of serious diseases that science could benefit they are looking for more hard on meds. Every damn commercial for big pharma is for a hard on drug or they’re pimping another drug for STDs..HIV drugs that allow some diseased faqqot have unprotected butt sex with another faqqot and not infect him….Pre Exposure Prophylaxis (PREP) is not just GROSS in its design but it should be prosecuted NOT protected. If someone knowingly has an STD like HIV or Hepatitis and has unprotected sex they should be sent to prison but instead our government supports that by intimating that it’s acceptable if you take a pre exposure prophylaxis….I’d call it a terrible contradiction or mixed messaging but they aren’t stupid….

Based upon the amount of airtime they give to HIV, STDs and hard on drugs you’d think that at least 50% of the population suffered from 1 of those diseases. I’m sure that viagra and cialis have their benefits but is it really necessary to advertise for it every 10 minutes? Are there that many people and doctors that don’t know about those drugs and if it wasn’t for the commercial they’d be watching TV while flaccid? 😂


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Originally Posted by KEVIN_JAY
I’m getting up in years, so I take a viagra every night so I don’t roll out of bed.

Have you put any holes in the mattress?


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And, all we have are the DAMmED Brown Recluse and Black Widow!


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I overdosed on Viagra...

Hardest day of my life.

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There was a guy who took Viagra and it got stuck in his throat. He had a stiff neck for days!

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I'm taller laying down than I am standing up...

Some men walk up and put it in.
I put it in then walk up...


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Cool...I really want to watch when they try the same trick with one of our Funnel Webs.


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When a lawyer takes Viagra he gets a bit taller.


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Originally Posted by KEVIN_JAY
I’m getting up in years, so I take a viagra every night so I don’t roll out of bed.
LOL good one

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Only if it bites you on the pecker!


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A painful erection that lasts for hours? Yeah, nah.

I suspect that another problem may become obvious when you put that lotion-covered erection into your partner. Maybe riding bareback will be out of the question.

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Originally Posted by BeardedGunsmith
No such thing as a painful erection when you beat it like it owes you money.

Damn finally something posted to make me laugh.
Thanks LOL

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Originally Posted by AcesNeights
Based upon the amount of airtime they give to HIV, STDs and hard on drugs you’d think that at least 50% of the population suffered from 1 of those diseases.


i think that would be a conservative estimate


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Originally Posted by Crockettnj
Originally Posted by AcesNeights
Based upon the amount of airtime they give to HIV, STDs and hard on drugs you’d think that at least 50% of the population suffered from 1 of those diseases.


i think that would be a conservative estimate
Of course. It's not unlike more than 50% of the population needing to change sexes.


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