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Re: Somebody messing around on my porch AcesNeights #19235590 02/21/24
Joined: Mar 2020 Posts: 587 roanoke,va O oldwoody2 Campfire Regular
oldwoody2 Campfire Regular O Joined: Mar 2020 Posts: 587 roanoke,va	COONS CAN BE VERY TROUBLESOME !!!!!! "not too grumpy"

Re: Somebody messing around on my porch Valsdad #19235597 02/21/24
Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 46,067 Likes: 3 Colorado S smokepole Campfire 'Bwana
smokepole Campfire 'Bwana S Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 46,067 Likes: 3 Colorado	Originally Posted by Valsdad Originally Posted by smokepole Originally Posted by Valsdad Them ghosts go away yet? Come back again last night? Never know about them ghosteses. Geno, you seem to be very interested in this topic. Are you one of those guys who likes to mess around on people's porches at night? Someone mentioned it as a high school thing. We were doing it in our neighborhood long before we got to HS age. Ah, the good old days before the streetlights were commonplace. Is it true what they say? Did you really invent the flaming dog poop trick? A wise man is frequently humbled.

Re: Somebody messing around on my porch smokepole #19235606 02/21/24
Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 45,168 Likes: 12 North East Urth Valsdad Campfire 'Bwana
Valsdad Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 45,168 Likes: 12 North East Urth	Originally Posted by smokepole Originally Posted by Valsdad Originally Posted by smokepole Originally Posted by Valsdad Them ghosts go away yet? Come back again last night? Never know about them ghosteses. Geno, you seem to be very interested in this topic. Are you one of those guys who likes to mess around on people's porches at night? Someone mentioned it as a high school thing. We were doing it in our neighborhood long before we got to HS age. Ah, the good old days before the streetlights were commonplace. Is it true what they say? Did you really invent the flaming dog poop trick? Nope, the older kids already knew that one. And the dozen or so frogs down the mail slot in the front door. I will not admit to other reprisals against the neighborhood grumpy old folks. The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni) member of the cabal of dysfunctional squirrels?

Re: Somebody messing around on my porch hookeye #19235635 02/21/24
Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 46,067 Likes: 3 Colorado S smokepole Campfire 'Bwana
smokepole Campfire 'Bwana S Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 46,067 Likes: 3 Colorado	Our favorite was bottle rockets, with report. Get a small diameter 3' section of pipe, duct tape one end, hide across the street, and lob one up on the porch. A wise man is frequently humbled.

Re: Somebody messing around on my porch hookeye #19236432 02/21/24
Joined: Sep 2007 Posts: 16,704 Likes: 3 Minnesota R Rooster7 Campfire Ranger
Rooster7 Campfire Ranger R Joined: Sep 2007 Posts: 16,704 Likes: 3 Minnesota	Funny how we all used to F around as kids and ding dong ditch etc. and now everyone is like "that's a good way to get shot!" lol The deer hunter does not notice the mountains "I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...

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Re: Somebody messing around on my porch hookeye #19236441 02/21/24
Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 26,558 Likes: 17 Metairie, LA PaulBarnard Campfire Ranger
PaulBarnard Campfire Ranger Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 26,558 Likes: 17 Metairie, LA	Has anyone heard from the OP today?

Re: Somebody messing around on my porch PaulBarnard #19236444 02/21/24
Joined: Aug 2010 Posts: 28,076 Likes: 2 TN A alwaysoutdoors Campfire Ranger
alwaysoutdoors Campfire Ranger A Joined: Aug 2010 Posts: 28,076 Likes: 2 TN	Originally Posted by PaulBarnard Has anyone heard from the OP today? He was seen an hour ago, Brother Paul

Re: Somebody messing around on my porch hookeye #19236494 02/21/24
Joined: Feb 2015 Posts: 6,412 MT/GA T Timbermaster Campfire Tracker
Timbermaster Campfire Tracker T Joined: Feb 2015 Posts: 6,412 MT/GA	🧔🏿 ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~ 3-7-77

Re: Somebody messing around on my porch hookeye #19236537 02/21/24
Joined: Sep 2014 Posts: 579 Southwest Iowa C Cecil56 Campfire Regular
Cecil56 Campfire Regular C Joined: Sep 2014 Posts: 579 Southwest Iowa	When I was a kid, the neighbor had an aluminum milk box on the front porch. Milk man would deliver milk, probably 5:30 or 6:00 AM. We camped out one night and caught an opossum. Put him in the milk box, waited and watched. Pretty funny when he popped the lid to a grinner.

Re: Somebody messing around on my porch Cecil56 #19236540 02/21/24
Joined: Sep 2007 Posts: 16,704 Likes: 3 Minnesota R Rooster7 Campfire Ranger
Rooster7 Campfire Ranger R Joined: Sep 2007 Posts: 16,704 Likes: 3 Minnesota	Originally Posted by Cecil56 When I was a kid, the neighbor had an aluminum milk box on the front porch. Milk man would deliver milk, probably 5:30 or 6:00 AM. We camped out one night and caught an opossum. Put him in the milk box, waited and watched. Pretty funny when he popped the lid to a grinner. Oh Cecil, you are such a stinker! The deer hunter does not notice the mountains "I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...

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Re: Somebody messing around on my porch mcadams17 #19236543 02/21/24
Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 8,897 just N. of Texas O okie Campfire Outfitter
okie Campfire Outfitter O Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 8,897 just N. of Texas	Originally Posted by mcadams17 good dog will take care of that ^^^ One man with courage makes a majority.... ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~

Re: Somebody messing around on my porch Valsdad #19237168 02/22/24
Joined: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,520 Pa grovey Campfire Regular
grovey Campfire Regular Joined: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,520 Pa	Originally Posted by Valsdad Haints. Beware the haints This...

Re: Somebody messing around on my porch hookeye #19237687 02/22/24
Joined: Aug 2014 Posts: 5,024 Likes: 1 H Hogwild7 Campfire Tracker
Hogwild7 Campfire Tracker H Joined: Aug 2014 Posts: 5,024 Likes: 1	The president said go outside and fire off your double barrel in the air. Probably the most sound advice he has ever given. It would put most people and varmints on the run.

Re: Somebody messing around on my porch Hogwild7 #19237731 02/22/24
Joined: Jun 2002 Posts: 131,691 Likes: 15 USA T The_Real_Hawkeye Campfire Sage
The_Real_Hawkeye Campfire Sage T Joined: Jun 2002 Posts: 131,691 Likes: 15 USA	Originally Posted by Hogwild7 The president said go outside and fire off your double barrel in the air. Probably the most sound advice he has ever given. It would put most people and varmints on the run. I still laugh out loud every time I watch this.

Re: Somebody messing around on my porch hookeye #19237733 02/22/24
Joined: Jan 2020 Posts: 5,172 Middle Georgia T TrueGrit Campfire Tracker
TrueGrit Campfire Tracker T Joined: Jan 2020 Posts: 5,172 Middle Georgia	Get a good security system before you need it, instead of after. When I see or hear a coon, possum or armadillo in the yard at night, I turn the dogs loose and they kill it. Always figured if someone shot my dog in my yard it would make their intentions clear. Life is good live it while you can.

Re: Somebody messing around on my porch hookeye #19237770 02/22/24
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wabigoon Campfire Kahuna W Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 60,856 Likes: 10 Iowa/NW Ontario	Son in law had a Dewalt saw stolen from his porch. These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"

Re: Somebody messing around on my porch Jim_Conrad #19237810 02/22/24
Joined: Apr 2017 Posts: 19,651 Likes: 12 Central Valley NorKal FatCity67 Campfire Ranger
FatCity67 Campfire Ranger Joined: Apr 2017 Posts: 19,651 Likes: 12 Central Valley NorKal	Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad Wouldn't like that very much. I bet. Out where you live it could probably be the Hounds of the Baskervilles. "Maybe we're all happy." "Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."

Re: Somebody messing around on my porch oldwoody2 #19237816 02/22/24
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Raeford Campfire Ranger R Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 26,508 Likes: 2 Blue Ridge Mtns-Smokey Mtns	Originally Posted by oldwoody2 COONS CAN BE VERY TROUBLESOME !!!!!! And other critters.... When I first spotted this young'un it had it's nose pressed against the door glass[same glass I took the pics through] FJB & FJT

Re: Somebody messing around on my porch oldwoody2 #19237840 02/22/24
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Hotrod_Lincoln Campfire Outfitter H Joined: Jun 2019 Posts: 9,924 Likes: 1	Originally Posted by oldwoody2 COONS CAN BE VERY TROUBLESOME !!!!!! Particularly the ones with dreadlocks, wearing stolen sneakers. Ignorance can be fixed. Stupid is forever!

Re: Somebody messing around on my porch alwaysoutdoors #19237910 02/22/24
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Heym06 Campfire Tracker H Joined: Nov 2015 Posts: 5,644 Orygun	Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors Originally Posted by JessG Originally Posted by rcamuglia Originally Posted by hookeye I called the cops well after the incident (30 mins later) to report it should others have similar complaints. Actually I had my P365 before I went out the door to check. So GFY LOL Why the fugg are you posting this drivel here? Are you looking for attention or sympathy? Drama queen! You literally started a thread on how you learned to cook scrambled eggs… wtf? Chef Boyardee, you are pathetic POS and the epitome of a D’Bag!!! Lol. Are mommy and daddy still helping to foot your bills? Lol 0.02 posts per day and delivers a zinger! Better his .02 posts per day than, stupid responses 50 times a day, you must really get out more.

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