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I'm going to ask my rancher neighbor if he knows about bleaching the other rancher's cattle when they get on his grazing allotment and his private property. I'll text him to ask if he's got cows out there now or not, when I know he's letting that area rest, and be told, rather nonchalantly, "Oh, those are so and so's. Probably broke down a fence or something" . He'll call them and those cows will still be out there months later.
Maybe if he started bleaching them the other dude would take care of his cows better?
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
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In all seriousness it seems like a lot of work to bleach 195 cows and how would someone bleach a cow? Well, the same way you'd bleach a bull, only you don't have to worry about the horns
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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In all seriousness it seems like a lot of work to bleach 195 cows and how would someone bleach a cow? Well, the same way you'd bleach a bull, only you don't have to worry about the hornsUh.........................OK???
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In it is death and all you seek
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I would have just shot the cattle for criminal trespassing and stealing feed .
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LOL, yes, I understand the anatomy, I'm talking disposition.
Geez, you act like you never bleached a cow.
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In all seriousness it seems like a lot of work to bleach 195 cows and how would someone bleach a cow? Well, the same way you'd bleach a bull, only you don't have to worry about the horns Spoken by a man who clearly knows that bulls have horns and cows don't. 
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Easy. After you have sex with them, you wash your junk off with bleach and slap them on the azz with it and send them on their way. Is this a trick question?
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FAR from a ranch, but one neighbor that overstocked/over grazed his property constantly having his cows on our property looking for something to eat other than dirt.
Few years and the same indicator weed was about all that grew on his property.
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In all seriousness it seems like a lot of work to bleach 195 cows and how would someone bleach a cow? Well, the same way you'd bleach a bull, only you don't have to worry about the horns Spoken by a man who clearly knows that bulls have horns and cows don't. Nor ever been taken by a nasty tempered momma cow.
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LOL, yes, I understand the anatomy, I'm talking disposition.
Geez, you act like you never bleached a cow. Nope.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
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LOL, tha campfire word police never disappoint.
It was a joke starting with " the same way you'd bleach a bull except....."
"You don't have to worry about the horns" was all I could come up with on short notice. I couldn't figure out how to work the male anatomy into it, but I'm sure you experienced fellas from cattle country could.
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Lots of work, catching and working that many cows thru a chute. You’d think they’d have better things to do with their time.
I looked at the picture. Wasn’t that impressed.
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LOL, tha campfire word police never disappoint.
It was a joke starting with " the same way you'd bleach a bull except....."
"You don't have to worry about the horns" was all I could come up with on short notice. I couldn't figure out how to work the male anatomy into it, but I'm sure you experienced fellas from cattle country could. 
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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In all seriousness it seems like a lot of work to bleach 195 cows and how would someone bleach a cow? Well, the same way you'd bleach a bull, only you don't have to worry about the horns Really! LOL!
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LOL, yes, I understand the anatomy, I'm talking disposition.
Geez, you act like you never bleached a cow. You are just digging the hole deeper. Give it up! LOL!
A 380 in my pocket is better than a 45 in my truck!
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the same way you'd bleach a bull ........probably would have stopped there. grin
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