Home Forums Hunting & Shooting Hunter's Campfire How Do You Like Your T.P Roll ?

I prefer the roll installed over!

Dry

Available. miles

Mullets are the way to go if you have cats.

I prefer mine not to be in the utility room when I need a roll.

lol

1. Dry, Clean and Available.
2. Over the back if there are cats.
3. Over the front for the retards that don't know how to access it any other way.

Sitting on the edge of the sink.

Don't really care as long as it's not John Wayne toilet paper.

New.

Depends on where it’s located compared to a sitting position!😀
I get the good stuff, so I don’t often have to use but a few sheets. I freaking hated the stuff we used in the Army, and most of us took along some good stuff with our pogy bait stash when we went out in the field. Once you got a little experience in the Army, we all found ways to make our field trips a little less rugged!😀
We even chipped in on a portable sun warmed shower in the summer! To hell with roughing it!😀
We took advantage of being tied to our vehicles. Only newbies used “John Wayne paper” and MREs were often skipped over and brought home because we had ramen noodles and canned meat heated in canteen cups or steel pots. We hoarded fresh fruit and milk, fought eachother over the “good” MREs and aggravated eachother no end!
Funny, I couldn’t wait to get out and come back home. That went for almost everybody. If you voluntary re-upped, you were called a “lifer”!
But now that I’m old, I miss my buddies and the times, good and bad, we shared together.
Like I said, I wouldn’t do it again for a million bucks, but I wouldn’t take 5 million for the experience.😀

Full it’s a bad feelin when empty and none to be had

For some reason I feel better when I have a jumbo 30 pack in the cabinet

Get used to it boomer.

There will be no Charmin Extra Soft when you people fugg up enough stuff to have your SHTF fantasy come true!

Haha!

Some here, probably softies or wannabe hard people, have never wiped with a leaf or two from a Mormon TP plant, a good size hank of nice green grass, or god forbid one of their socks because then their tender tootsies might not make it back to civilization.

I likey TP soft boiled, lightly salted.

Full,
With that said, i have seen where a cat had spun almost a whole roll of paper off the roll when it was rolled down from the front.

Haha!


No kidding.


Some people wonder why I don't throw away worn out t shirts.....

I am glad I take an extra large shirt and I'm short. Seems to leave a pretty long tail for tucking in and more than one shirt has been trimmed of the excess when needed leaving me with at least some skin covering.