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Case closed ![[Linked Image from mymodernmet.com]](https://mymodernmet.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/when-was-toilet-paper-invented-1.jpg)
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Don't really care as long as it's not John Wayne toilet paper. Get used to it boomer. There will be no Charmin Extra Soft when you people fugg up enough stuff to have your SHTF fantasy come true! Haha! Some here, probably softies or wannabe hard people, have never wiped with a leaf or two from a Mormon TP plant, a good size hank of nice green grass, or god forbid one of their socks because then their tender tootsies might not make it back to civilization. Haha! No kidding. Some people wonder why I don't throw away worn out t shirts..... I am glad I take an extra large shirt and I'm short. Seems to leave a pretty long tail for tucking in and more than one shirt has been trimmed of the excess when needed leaving me with at least some skin covering. Thought that's why they made pockets on shirts to begin with.
Me
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Don't really care as long as it's not John Wayne toilet paper. Get used to it boomer. There will be no Charmin Extra Soft when you people fugg up enough stuff to have your SHTF fantasy come true! Haha! Some here, probably softies or wannabe hard people, have never wiped with a leaf or two from a Mormon TP plant, a good size hank of nice green grass, or god forbid one of their socks because then their tender tootsies might not make it back to civilization. My dad came up during the depression, he told me they used corn cobs. I think he was serious.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Fellow I used to know when to school in a one room country school.
They had an outhouse of course.
He said it was getting pretty full...the pyramid of crap and Sears Roebuck catalog pages would just about poke your butt when you sat down.
So...he thought maybe he would light a match to it. Burn it back some.
Thus the great Shìthouse fire of 37 was to be.
I am MAGA.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Don't really care as long as it's not John Wayne toilet paper. Get used to it boomer. There will be no Charmin Extra Soft when you people fugg up enough stuff to have your SHTF fantasy come true! Haha! Some here, probably softies or wannabe hard people, have never wiped with a leaf or two from a Mormon TP plant, a good size hank of nice green grass, or god forbid one of their socks because then their tender tootsies might not make it back to civilization. Haha! No kidding. Some people wonder why I don't throw away worn out t shirts..... I am glad I take an extra large shirt and I'm short. Seems to leave a pretty long tail for tucking in and more than one shirt has been trimmed of the excess when needed leaving me with at least some skin covering. Thought that's why they made pockets on shirts to begin with. Pockets are suitable I guess, but then where does one carry their Marlboro box? Rolled up in their shirt sleeve like a swabby just out of boot camp? Besides, they are rather small for using after dropping a man sized load.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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Don't really care as long as it's not John Wayne toilet paper. Get used to it boomer. There will be no Charmin Extra Soft when you people fugg up enough stuff to have your SHTF fantasy come true! Haha! Some here, probably softies or wannabe hard people, have never wiped with a leaf or two from a Mormon TP plant, a good size hank of nice green grass, or god forbid one of their socks because then their tender tootsies might not make it back to civilization. My dad came up during the depression, he told me they used corn cobs. I think he was serious. If a bit more wealthy, pages from the sears catalogue.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Don't really care as long as it's not John Wayne toilet paper. Get used to it boomer. There will be no Charmin Extra Soft when you people fugg up enough stuff to have your SHTF fantasy come true! Haha! Some here, probably softies or wannabe hard people, have never wiped with a leaf or two from a Mormon TP plant, a good size hank of nice green grass, or god forbid one of their socks because then their tender tootsies might not make it back to civilization. Haha! No kidding. Some people wonder why I don't throw away worn out t shirts..... I am glad I take an extra large shirt and I'm short. Seems to leave a pretty long tail for tucking in and more than one shirt has been trimmed of the excess when needed leaving me with at least some skin covering. Thought that's why they made pockets on shirts to begin with. Pockets are suitable I guess, but then where does one carry their Marlboro box? Rolled up in their shirt sleeve like a swabby just out of boot camp? Besides, they are rather small for using after dropping a man sized load. I thought this was why people carry bandanas?
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Don't really care as long as it's not John Wayne toilet paper. Get used to it boomer. There will be no Charmin Extra Soft when you people fugg up enough stuff to have your SHTF fantasy come true! Haha! Some here, probably softies or wannabe hard people, have never wiped with a leaf or two from a Mormon TP plant, a good size hank of nice green grass, or god forbid one of their socks because then their tender tootsies might not make it back to civilization. Haha! No kidding. Some people wonder why I don't throw away worn out t shirts..... I am glad I take an extra large shirt and I'm short. Seems to leave a pretty long tail for tucking in and more than one shirt has been trimmed of the excess when needed leaving me with at least some skin covering. Thought that's why they made pockets on shirts to begin with. Pockets are suitable I guess, but then where does one carry their Marlboro box? Rolled up in their shirt sleeve like a swabby just out of boot camp? Besides, they are rather small for using after dropping a man sized load. I thought this was why people carry bandanas? Those go first, we're talkin emergency second or third evacuation here. Think bad chili in deer camp the night before and you went 5 miles up the hill to the good spot..............on foot.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Campfire Savant
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It’s got to come over the top or wifey gets on my ass
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Those go first,
we're talkin emergency second or third evacuation here.
Think bad chili in deer camp the night before and you went 5 miles up the hill to the good spot..............on foot. I'd just bring a roll of TP. Sheesh.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Campfire Tracker
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Mullets are the way to go if you have cats. Or young kids . . .
Someday I hope to be the person my dogs think I am . . .
The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
Someone once said "a nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves."
Shiloh Sharps . . . there is no substitute.
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Campfire Ranger
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Don't really care as long as it's not John Wayne toilet paper. Get used to it boomer. There will be no Charmin Extra Soft when you people fugg up enough stuff to have your SHTF fantasy come true! Haha! Some here, probably softies or wannabe hard people, have never wiped with a leaf or two from a Mormon TP plant, a good size hank of nice green grass, or god forbid one of their socks because then their tender tootsies might not make it back to civilization. Haha! No kidding. Some people wonder why I don't throw away worn out t shirts..... I am glad I take an extra large shirt and I'm short. Seems to leave a pretty long tail for tucking in and more than one shirt has been trimmed of the excess when needed leaving me with at least some skin covering. Thought that's why they made pockets on shirts to begin with. Pockets are suitable I guess, but then where does one carry their Marlboro box? Rolled up in their shirt sleeve like a swabby just out of boot camp? Besides, they are rather small for using after dropping a man sized load. I thought this was why people carry bandanas? Don’t discount socks
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Those go first,
we're talkin emergency second or third evacuation here.
Think bad chili in deer camp the night before and you went 5 miles up the hill to the good spot..............on foot. I'd just bring a roll of TP. Sheesh. You must be one of them softies. How ya' gonna fit that in yer pack along with 3lbs of jerky from the gun show, a box of extra bullets, 4 cans of squirt cheese, and a bag of store brand doritos (cause we're boycotting them, ya know) and a 12 pack? Double Sheesh.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Campfire Ranger
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Mullets are the way to go if you have cats. ..or toddlers. 😁
NRA Life,Endowment,Patron or Benefactor since '72.
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Campfire Ranger
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TP, Tee shirts and socks are so 20th century. Embrace the new improved buggy whip. ![[Linked Image from shopmyexchange.com]](https://www.shopmyexchange.com/products/images/xlarge/2376464_0000.jpg)
"Maybe we're all happy."
"Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."
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Campfire Member
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Mullets are the way to go if you have cats. ..or toddlers. 😁 Anything is better than the sears/roebeck catalog we had to use in the outhouse , as a kid growing up in rural ND , those glossy pages were particularly bad at 20-30 below
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Mullets are the way to go if you have cats. ..or toddlers. 😁 Anything is better than the sears/roebeck catalog we had to use in the outhouse , as a kid growing up in rural ND , those glossy pages were particularly bad at 20-30 below Stuck to ur hiney TP, Tee shirts and socks are so 20th century. Embrace the new improved buggy whip. No way n hell plenty leaves in tha bushes
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Campfire Outfitter
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Don't really care as long as it's not John Wayne toilet paper. Get used to it boomer. There will be no Charmin Extra Soft when you people fugg up enough stuff to have your SHTF fantasy come true! Haha! Some here, probably softies or wannabe hard people, have never wiped with a leaf or two from a Mormon TP plant, a good size hank of nice green grass, or god forbid one of their socks because then their tender tootsies might not make it back to civilization. Haha! No kidding. Some people wonder why I don't throw away worn out t shirts..... My grandfather changed to a bucket of dry corn cobs in the outhouse when the Sears Roebuck catalog was used up.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Those go first,
we're talkin emergency second or third evacuation here.
Think bad chili in deer camp the night before and you went 5 miles up the hill to the good spot..............on foot. I'd just bring a roll of TP. Sheesh. You must be one of them softies. How ya' gonna fit that in yer pack along with 3lbs of jerky from the gun show, a box of extra bullets, 4 cans of squirt cheese, and a bag of store brand doritos (cause we're boycotting them, ya know) and a 12 pack? Double Sheesh. If I brought all that, I'd need two rolls. Double sheesh.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Don't really care as long as it's not John Wayne toilet paper. Get used to it boomer. There will be no Charmin Extra Soft when you people fugg up enough stuff to have your SHTF fantasy come true! Haha! Who in the hell ever shat on a fan anyway, that's a millennial thing.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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