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TP, Tee shirts and socks are so 20th century. Embrace the new improved buggy whip. ![[Linked Image from shopmyexchange.com]](https://www.shopmyexchange.com/products/images/xlarge/2376464_0000.jpg) Mon Dieux Lingettes jetables! C’est incroyable
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Don't really care as long as it's not John Wayne toilet paper. Get used to it boomer. There will be no Charmin Extra Soft when you people fugg up enough stuff to have your SHTF fantasy come true! Haha! Some here, probably softies or wannabe hard people, have never wiped with a leaf or two from a Mormon TP plant, a good size hank of nice green grass, or god forbid one of their socks because then their tender tootsies might not make it back to civilization. Haha! No kidding. Some people wonder why I don't throw away worn out t shirts..... My grandfather changed to a bucket of dry corn cobs in the outhouse when the Sears Roebuck catalog was used up. At the Stuckey’s gas stations that used to be along all the southern interstates, they always had a souvenir section. There was one souvenir that had three corn cobs in a pack. Two red ones and a white one. The instructions read: use one red cob, then use the white cob to see if you need to use the second red one 😁
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Campfire 'Bwana
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At the Stuckey’s gas stations that used to be along all the southern interstates, they always had a souvenir section. There was one souvenir that had three corn cobs in a pack. Two red ones and a white one.
The instructions read: use one red cob, then use the white cob to see if you need to use the second red one 😁 Which bring up the age-old question: How do blind people know when they're done wiping?
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Five pages and still counting ...
"No good deed shall go unpunished!"
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Cleaner than the Michigan voter roll.
There is no retreat but in submission and slavery!
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Did you ever run out of TP and do the bunny hop to the cabinet so you can get a new roll?
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Campfire 'Bwana
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TP.........
Doubled in price when sleepy joe came along
T R U M P W O N !
U L T R A M A G A !
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no one has suggested just using your finger  good luck will rub off when I shake hands with you  emery cloth is too expensive
радянське лайно, іди ебать свою матір
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A guy at scout camp grabbed a handful of what he thought were leaves, unbeknown to him it included leaves of poison ivy. Had poison ivy all over his butt and sack, guy was absolutely miserable. Doc told him to go sit in salt water, this he did several times a day for more than a week till the itching and burning subsided. Lucky for him we were near the coast, he practically lived in the surf.
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A guy at scout camp grabbed a handful of what he thought were leaves, unbeknown to him it included leaves of poison ivy. Had poison ivy all over his butt and sack, guy was absolutely miserable. Doc told him to go sit in salt water, this he did several times a day for more than a week till the itching and burning subsided. Lucky for him we were near the coast, he practically lived in the surf. Where was this ?
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Tru story no bullschit great uncle of mine got drafted ww2 and got off the bus had to take a schit 🤣 hit tha bushes got a physical right after and the doc said he was the 1st patient he’d ever seen with a bird nest up his ass😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
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Tru story no bullschit great uncle of mine got drafted ww2 and got off the bus had to take a schit 🤣 hit tha bushes got a physical right after and the doc said he was the 1st patient he’d ever seen with a bird nest up his ass😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 Oh MAN! But…..when you gotta go, you gotta go…😳
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To the OP,
Over the top.
Makes it closer to the sitter, your knuckles don't hit the wall reaching for it.
As for outside?
Forget TP, PT for the win.
There are ziplock bags with folded paper towels in every pack, coat or jacket I wear to the woods. Easier to package, just tear them how big you need.
If it's raining or gets wet, paper towels clean better. TP disintegrates.
Probably 20 years since I used leaves, and that's fine.
More recently, snowballs have been pressed in service.
Cool and refreshing, they clean well. Leave you a bit damping.
Outside has never been a problem, nature provides.
Some backwoods truckstop/convience store?
Out of paper, duckwalk to the other sta..Oh [bleep]
it's empty too..
Fùck! Out of hand towels!
Literally pulling dirt hand towels out of the trash to wipe my ass.
Dry leaves are less nasty.
But damn are the irritating later.
Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Tru story no bullschit great uncle of mine got drafted ww2 and got off the bus had to take a schit 🤣 hit tha bushes got a physical right after and the doc said he was the 1st patient he’d ever seen with a bird nest up his ass😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 Oh MAN! But…..when you gotta go, you gotta go…😳 It has to beat a dozen hands full of snow 3 days ago! Probably. My wife installs them roll from the back. I change them around to the right way.
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The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
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Ex- USN (SS) '66-'69
Pro-Constitution.
LET'S GO BRANDON!!!
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Bidet here since the Covid tp shortage
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