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Never draw to an inside straight. Never play cards with a man called "Doc." Never eat at a place called "Ma's." Never sleep with a woman who has more troubles than your own. When things go south on you, there is no such thing as too much ammo. L.W.
"Always go straight forward, and if you meet the devil, cut him in two and go between the pieces." (William Sturgis, clipper ship captain, 1830s.)
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I try to follow the 10 Commandments. Worked pretty good so far.
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Go ugly early and beat the rush. That is all that will be left at closing time anyway. On that note... Its all pink inside
DON’T BE TOO PROUD OF THIS TECHNOLOGICAL TERROR YOU’VE CONSTRUCTED. THE ABILITY TO DESTROY A PLANET IS INSIGNIFICANT NEXT TO THE POWER OF THE FORCE.
- Darth Vader
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Go ugly early and beat the rush. That is all that will be left at closing time anyway. On that note... Its all pink inside Go ugly early and beat the rush. That is all that will be left at closing time anyway. When stationed overseas it was: Go ugly early, because you're going to go ugly anyways. What ever you'd rate a girl in the states add 3. No woman's ugly when she's sucking your dick.
You didn't use logic or reason to get into this opinion, I cannot use logic or reason to get you out of it.
You cannot over estimate the unimportance of nearly everything. John Maxwell
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You go in the ground with two things: a cheap suit of clothes and whatever honor and integrity you have left. People could care less about your clothes then.
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Work when you have too, have fun when you can.
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There is no problem so big or so complicated that it won't go away if ignored long enough - Charles Brown
Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery. Hit the target, all else is twaddle!
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Treat everyone like a gentleman but watch them like a scoundrel - my father, as told to him by his father.
Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery. Hit the target, all else is twaddle!
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Never say "it just can't get any worse than this."
Don't be the darkness.
America will perish while those who should be standing guard are satisfying their lusts.
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Beauty is only a light switch away
If it has tits or tires, it's gonna give you problems
Lower your standards,raise your average
Never trust anyone that works on commission
Just because you're offended doesn't mean your right.
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People are either a wind in your sail or an anchor on your tail. Cut loose the anchor and sail on.
The Lord gave us two ends. One to sit with and one to think with. Our success depends on which one we use. Heads you win. Tails you lose.
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I may not always walk the straight and narrow, but I do try to cross it once in a while.
Yours in Liberty,
BL
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One more…. Fake boobs…. If you pay for them, someone else will end up playing with them.
You may play with them if someone else bought them but not your own money.
Over a sample of 50 plus skanks…. This has about a 98% chance of being accurate 👍🏻
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The difference between a dog and a fox is a six pack.
Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder.
Fall seven times, stand up eight.
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Make it idiot proof and someone will just make a better idiot
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. - Mark Twain.
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Do the same thing and you’ll get the same results.
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Make Gitmo Great Again!! Who gave the order to stop counting votes in the swing states on the night of November 3/4, 2020?
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Never sweat on company time, or schit on yours.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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There is no retreat but in submission and slavery!
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