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Some husband somewhere (sorry ladies, insert husband here if you wish) just got a cell phone call...
Hello... Hi honey how are things? Oh not too good, the truck started making a loud screeching sound and now it won't go forward! How about reverse, will it go in reverse? No, no reverse either... Okay ;( I'll send a mechanic out...you get out and stand on the passenger side where it safe... Are you sure the passenger side is safer? Yes, it the safer side...no one will hit you on the side! Well... I guess you're right....
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In the second picture the tracks of the vehicle can be seen.
Moral question. If Rosie O'Donnell were in the passanger seat would you get out of the drivers side?
All guns should be locked up when not in use!
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Savage 99,
Is the truck paid off?
Forgive me my nonsense, as I also forgive the nonsense of those that think they talk sense.
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George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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Savage 99,
Is the truck paid off? If it weren't then you would most likely have insurance anyway, right? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> Get out and hope Sarandon, Streisand, Baldwin and Tim Robbins were in the back too.
Walk softly and carry a big stick. Prefferably one that shoots big bullets.
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Do not worry about either the car loan or insurance.
"I regret that I have but one truck to give for my country."
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My worry here is that Rosie would land on my truck and walk away unscathed.
I would have a hard time explaining the huge Rosie ass-print on the hood to my shooting buddies.
Forgive me my nonsense, as I also forgive the nonsense of those that think they talk sense.
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