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Sadly, only Alaskans would appreciate most of them. Many were "Blunt", many were "Cryptic" and a few were "Gross".
There might even be a website listing some.
"Eat a BEAVER & save a tree"
"CASH, GRASS, or ASS......no one rides for free"
EAT ME (Submarine Sandwiches)
"Where the HELL is Chittna"
"Where the HELL is McCARTHY"
There was one about the guy stole new Cat D-9 off pipeline. I think his name was HURLEY.
or: "WHERE the HELL is HURLEY"
Eat a moose, 60,thousand wolves can't be wrong.
Let them starve in the DARK, when the lights go out.
ALASKA is a "HARD COUNTRY for OLDMEN". (But if you live it wide'ass open, balls'to the wall, the pedal floored, full throttle, it is a delightful place, to finally just sit-back and savor those memories while sipping Tequila).
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Oracle
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Eat me raw honey.
(Biz advert)
Pipeline days:
Don’t take your half out of the middle.
Happiness is a Texan flying south with an Okie under each arm.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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Campfire Kahuna
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Alaska men
the odds are good,
but the goods are odd
Alaska
where men are men
and women win the Iditarod.
and win, and win, and win!
Please God, let there be one more oil boom!
I promise not to piss it all away this time!
Hazlewood for Governor,
employment for all Alaskans!
Homer, a quaint little drinking village
with a fishing problem.
Mark Begich, Joaquin Jackson, and Heller resistance... Three huge reasons to worry about the NRA.
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Campfire Tracker
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Alaska men
the odds are good,
but the goods are odd
Alaska
where men are men
and women win the Iditarod.
and win, and win, and win!
Please God, let there be one more oil boom!
I promise not to piss it all away this time!
Hazlewood for Governor,
employment for all Alaskans!
Homer, a quaint little drinking village
with a fishing problem. Dang I must be pretty old. I remember all of these.
My biggest fear is when I die my wife will sell my guns for what I told her they cost.
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Campfire Tracker
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"The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants".
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tail draggers do it backwards
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Don't blame me I voted for Joe Vogler
I work harder than a ugly stripper....
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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I work harder than a ugly stripper....
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Campfire Ranger
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I work harder than a ugly stripper....
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Eat me raw honey.
(Biz advert)
Pipeline days:
Happiness is a Texan flying south with an Okie under each arm. That's the first one that came to my mind.
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Once you cross the Brooks, there's a woman behind every tree.
For those without thumbs, it's s Garden fookin Island, not Hawaii
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