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Al Gore needs some help, and I think the Campfire is a good source for positive suggestions.

For example: when liberal protests occur the activists are using great quantities of energy, thus contributing to global warming. Worse, when they burn the American flag a variety of pollutants are released into the air we breathe. Blasting them with water cannons deprives plant life and aquatic life of a fundamental necessity. I suggest that they be doused with liquid hydrogen instead.

Your thoughts?


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One cannot even get leftist C(_)NTS to pick up their trash after a concert, demonstration or protest... do you really think they care about anything besides themselves? It's all bullsheit, and nonsense to get Strong people to cower to weaker ones through psychobabble. F(_)CK entertaining their boosheit, tell them kick rocks and ride their own wake. If they don't like that, well.... we know how to deal with Redcoats.

They have intentionally eroded the scope of civil discourse... to include Free Speech. From here on out, talking will not change the majority of what will transpire... take care, and Godspeed to the Gentlemen herein and their families.


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There are/were allegedly 80 some odd million Biden voters in America according to some. According to google each American emits 16 tons of carbon dioxide on average every year. So if each Biden voter would suck start a Glock, that would be 80 million x 16 tons of carbon gone just like that and the planet would probably heal over night.


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One cannot even get leftist C(_)NTS to pick up their trash after a concert, demonstration or protest... do you really think they care about anything besides themselves? It's all bullsheit, and nonsense to get Strong people to cower to weaker ones through psychobabble. F(_)CK entertaining their boosheit, tell them kick rocks and ride their own wake. If they don't like that, well.... we know how to deal with Redcoats.

They have intentionally eroded the scope of civil discourse... to include Free Speech. From here on out, talking will not change the majority of what will transpire... take care, and Godspeed to the Gentlemen herein and their families.

Sir, with all respect, I seek positive solutions based on logic, not rants caused by frustration.

Another idea: Rather than prolonged imprisonment of felons, why not give them a flying lesson with an old style Roman catapult?

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I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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Originally Posted by DigitalDan
Al Gore needs some help, and I think the Campfire is a good source for positive suggestions.

For example: when liberal protests occur the activists are using great quantities of energy, thus contributing to global warming. Worse, when they burn the American flag a variety of pollutants are released into the air we breathe. Blasting them with water cannons deprives plant life and aquatic life of a fundamental necessity. I suggest that they be doused with liquid hydrogen instead.

Your thoughts?


Oh I don't know, liquid hydrogen seems a little fast, a pool of hydrochloric acid might be a good alternative.


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Originally Posted by DigitalDan
Sir, with all respect, I seek positive solutions based on logic, not rants caused by frustration.

Another idea: Rather than prolonged imprisonment of felons, why not give them a flying lesson with an old style Roman catapult?


Are you talking about something like Pumpkin Chucking?


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DigitalDan;
Top of the morning from the still dark part of south central BC, I hope you all are well this second last Saturday of the 4th month.

Thanks for the topic sir and in fact I do have a few suggestions.

Anyone speaking at or attending any climate conferences cannot fly in a private jet. Further they'll need to fly in commercial jets packed with a "reasonable minimum" of people onboard so as to not waste fuel.

When they arrive at the destination, they cannot stay in luxury hotels where the carbon footprint per guest is astronomical because as we all know, that real estate needs to be climate controlled as they've declared that a "human right" now.

If the venue for the climate meeting is anything less than 5km from the non-luxury hotel, they must walk. Those who cannot can be pushed in a chair or trike. If it is further, then they cannot take limos, they must go to and from the venue via public transportation, preferably a bus.

Speaking of "people", there will be a cap put on the number of attendees from each representative country. For example the last time our PM Socks was in Jamaica, we saw on the news no less than 36 SUVs in the motorcade. That will no longer be acceptable.

If any of the guest speakers has more than one house, they must be automatically disqualified from speaking at the event.

Further, there will be an environmental lifestyle ranking system developed and if the lifestyle of the individual does not pass, again they're disqualified from speaking at the event.

Finally, whenever possible, protests will be done via some online format such as Facetime or a giant Zoom call as that will have the least impact on the environment possible.

I've long maintained that IF these upstanding individuals really and truly believed what they are speaking, they'd begin by following those simple rules.

I mean if they're unwilling to "practice what they preach" why would we or anyone with two random grey cells to rub together take them seriously?

All the best from up here where I've had to light a fire in the woodstove for the 3rd morning in a row to warm up the place a tad.

Wood, the renewable and reliable heat source for eons..... wink

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Wind powered wood chippers would produce good mulch to feed the plants that fix carbon dioxide from the air.


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Originally Posted by DigitalDan
Al Gore needs some help, and I think the Campfire is a good source for positive suggestions.

For example: when liberal protests occur the activists are using great quantities of energy, thus contributing to global warming. Worse, when they burn the American flag a variety of pollutants are released into the air we breathe. Blasting them with water cannons deprives plant life and aquatic life of a fundamental necessity. I suggest that they be doused with liquid hydrogen instead.

Your thoughts?

Al Gore is not the only one. Since it doesn't exist, why feed into the psychosis? Enjoy the weather. Live your life.


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Plant trees.


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Plant Gretta Thunberg and Hanoi Jane....head first.

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Plant Gretta Thunberg and Hanoi Jane....head first.

I assume you mean in separate locations? Planting them together might sprout a horrifying creature.


I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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Originally Posted by DigitalDan
Al Gore needs some help, and I think the Campfire is a good source for positive suggestions.

For example: when liberal protests occur the activists are using great quantities of energy, thus contributing to global warming. Worse, when they burn the American flag a variety of pollutants are released into the air we breathe. Blasting them with water cannons deprives plant life and aquatic life of a fundamental necessity. I suggest that they be doused with liquid hydrogen instead.

Your thoughts?

Restrict dimocraps to eating grass and bugs?


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Restrict dimocraps to bicycle travel only?


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Simple fix.

A giant Venetian Blind satellite orbiting between the earth and the sun that you could adjust the slats to regulate the amount of sunlight the earth would receive.

The problem would be who gets to adjust the thermostat, men or women.

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Originally Posted by DigitalDan
Al Gore needs some help, and I think the Campfire is a good source for positive suggestions.

For example: when liberal protests occur the activists are using great quantities of energy, thus contributing to global warming. Worse, when they burn the American flag a variety of pollutants are released into the air we breathe. Blasting them with water cannons deprives plant life and aquatic life of a fundamental necessity. I suggest that they be doused with liquid hydrogen instead.

Your thoughts?
Like BALLISIC said above - it's ALL BULLCHIT... Just another way for the left to get more CONTROL and more MONEY from the minions... Eff 'em all...


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If everyone would leave their refrigerator door open for 15 minutes at the same time the problem would be solved!

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Wait for all the bloviating boomers to die? Should reduce a lot of hot air

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