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Which camp do you cohort into
1. Sits there and lets is ring for 35 seconds, even asking others if it’s their phone. Nope, youre the only one with 1993 Nokia grandma ringtone.
2. Let it ring for 20 seconds, look all around and take it out of your pocket and stare at it for another 25 seconds, mouth open, glazed eyeballs, confused
3. Same as 1 and 2 then hands it to old womern.
4. Keeps it on silent and is cognizant about public spaces, manners and etiquette?
5. Leaves it OFF, locked in the glove box of the little red christmas tree farm pickup ?
6. Doesn’t have one, still uses landline and makes threads often about “party lines” ?
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Sister Stigmata be beatin someyo ass. ![[Linked Image from 78.media.tumblr.com]](https://78.media.tumblr.com/00465af4a6d9213769125f78b2f4b6e2/tumblr_mo46qydAph1rpduwho1_500.gif)
"Maybe we're all happy."
"Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."
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Last time sister Clotild hit me with a ruler I got up and walked out of class. Next day I was in public school. Then the dean of boys whupped my ass for being a little schidt. Don’t carry my cell hone. Check it every now and then. Ain’t gonna ring in church. Dont go to church. MTG
Vena dura, ocyus occide, excusas non offer!
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The Pastors ring tone is Come In My Window by that Melissa Ethridge gal for some reason ![[Linked Image from beaconjournal.com]](https://www.beaconjournal.com/gcdn/authoring/2019/03/09/NABJ/ghows-OH-83b01f6b-3e56-63d5-e053-0100007ff5bc-23214396.jpeg)
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4 or 5 depending on the situation...
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I call my friends when they're in church to remind them to turn their ringer off.
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The Pastors ring tone is Come In My Window by that Melissa Ethridge gal for some reason How can people accept this in church?? The good lord doesn’t condone this behavior. Once again the alphabet people!!!!!
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Well we're Green and we're Gold, and we play better when it's cold. All us Cheese heads have our favorite superstar. We love Brett Favre.
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Sister Stigmata be beatin someyo ass. Beautiful my friend, and absolutely correct.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Which camp do you cohort into
1. Sits there and lets is ring for 35 seconds, even asking others if it’s their phone. Nope, youre the only one with 1993 Nokia grandma ringtone.
2. Let it ring for 20 seconds, look all around and take it out of your pocket and stare at it for another 25 seconds, mouth open, glazed eyeballs, confused
3. Same as 1 and 2 then hands it to old womern.
4. Keeps it on silent and is cognizant about public spaces, manners and etiquette?
5. Leaves it OFF, locked in the glove box of the little red christmas tree farm pickup ?
6. Doesn’t have one, still uses landline and makes threads often about “party lines” ? 7. What is this "church" thing you speak of???
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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The Pastors ring tone is Come In My Window by that Melissa Ethridge gal for some reason How can people accept this in church?? The good lord doesn’t condone this behavior. Once again the alphabet people!!!!! "9 The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance. 10 But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up." - 2 Peter 3:9-10
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Mine stays in the vehicle. I don't believe Jesus will be contacting me on it.
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Mine lives on top of the microwave and is rarely used. Call Cookie if one wants to reach me.
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Leave it at the house. If the need arises for a phone, every damned woman in the building can whip one out faster than lightning.
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Which camp do you cohort into
1. Sits there and lets is ring for 35 seconds, even asking others if it’s their phone. Nope, youre the only one with 1993 Nokia grandma ringtone.
2. Let it ring for 20 seconds, look all around and take it out of your pocket and stare at it for another 25 seconds, mouth open, glazed eyeballs, confused
3. Same as 1 and 2 then hands it to old womern.
4. Keeps it on silent and is cognizant about public spaces, manners and etiquette?
5. Leaves it OFF, locked in the glove box of the little red christmas tree farm pickup ?
6. Doesn’t have one, still uses landline and makes threads often about “party lines” ? 7. What is this "church" thing you speak of??? You know very well its the organization that you send money to so that you can be an absolute piece of shìt to other people and still claim that you are "saved".
I am MAGA.
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Which camp do you cohort into
1. Sits there and lets is ring for 35 seconds, even asking others if it’s their phone. Nope, youre the only one with 1993 Nokia grandma ringtone.
2. Let it ring for 20 seconds, look all around and take it out of your pocket and stare at it for another 25 seconds, mouth open, glazed eyeballs, confused
3. Same as 1 and 2 then hands it to old womern.
4. Keeps it on silent and is cognizant about public spaces, manners and etiquette?
5. Leaves it OFF, locked in the glove box of the little red christmas tree farm pickup ?
6. Doesn’t have one, still uses landline and makes threads often about “party lines” ? 7. What is this "church" thing you speak of??? You know very well its the organization that you send money to so that you can be an absolute piece of shìt to other people and still claim that you are "saved". ![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/L6fthscF/17-AF3280-888-A-48-CE-BF03-6876-A1-ACF21-D.gif)
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6. Doesn’t have one, still uses landline and makes threads often about “party lines” ? Don't knock that analog line from 1936 - it sounds like you're talking into a feed bucket from the far side of the moon along a waxed line that goes straight down into an aluminum boat in an old shed: ![[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]](https://i.imgur.com/yf7Wv24.jpg)
"To compel a man to furnish funds for the propagation of ideas he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical." -- Thomas Jefferson
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