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Religious Ed class was explosive in Helmand today! An Islamic cleric kills five, including himself, while engaging in religious instruction of the youth -- and doesn't take out a single infidel. And Islamic martyrdom theology is mum about whether virgins are awarded in teaching accidents.

"Mullah accidently blows up self, sons," from Agence France-Presse (thanks to all who sent this in):

A LANDMINE blew up in the home of a religious cleric in southern Afghanistan, killing the mullah, two of his sons and two other men who had been preparing an attack, police said today.
The cleric's wife was critically wounded in the blast in their compound in the southern province of Helmand late yesterday, and a daughter was hurt, provincial police chief General Mohammad Hussein Andiwal said.

The bodies of the mullah and his two sons, both under 15 years old, remained at the site of the blast, he said.

Other people in the compound said two other men were killed but their bodies had been removed before police arrived, he said.

Now that's funny, I don't care who you are.