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10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.

9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I
Woke Up With a Few.

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'.

6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared
She'd Win.

5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're
Still Here.

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss
Him.

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer.


And the Number One Country & Western song is...

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My
Azz Out All Day Long.

I heard there was an honorable mention:

"How can I get over you, if you won't get out from under him."

Very good Rob. That should be in the top 10.

Great deer pics, by the way!!

i like no. 8.

Best all time Country song? I go for Roy Clark's wonderful ode to a broken relationship:
"Thank God and Greyhound"
I've made a small fortune and you squandered it all
You shamed me till I feel about one inch tall
But I thought I loved you and I hoped you would change
So I gritted my teeth and didn't complain.

Now you come to me with a simple goodbye
You tell me you're leaving but you won't tell me why
Now we're here at the station and you're getting on
And all I can think of is......(long pause) thank God and Greyhound you're gone

Thank God and Greyhound you're gone
I didn't know how much longer I could go on
Watching you take the respect out of me
Watching you make a total wreck out of me
That big diesel motor is a-playing my song
Thank God and Greyhound you're gone.

Thank God and Greyhound you're gone
That load on my mind got lighter when you got on
That shiny old bus is a beautiful sight
With the black smoke a-rolling up around the taillight
It may sound kind-a cruel but I've been silent too long
Thank God and Greyhound you're gone.

Thank God and Greyhound you're gone...

Two that always stick in my mind:

1.Best opening line- Merle Haggard: "She was always there when I needed you"

2. Best title: David Allan Coe: "Now I lay me down to cheat"

I would also give an honorable mention to Jerry Reed for "She got the gold mine, I got the shaft"

None of these are from 2007, but I listened to all of them in 2007

That's actually a line in a Randy Travis song - can't remember the song title though.

How can I get you off my mind, when you won't get off my face? TM

"If You Really Loved Me, You'd Run Off With Another Man"

"I'm in Love With a Woman Who's a B#$ch That I Can't Stand"

"I'd Miss you Real Bad if You'j Just Freakin Leave"

"Since my phone still aint ringin, I assume it still aint you"

Randy Travis from "Is it Still Over"

I've got to go with #8 as well......

I always liked this one " How can I get on top with you on my back all the time"

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
(Bellamy Bros.)

I've got tears in my ears, from lyin' on my back, just cryin' my eyes out over you

Put the saddle on the stove, honey, we're ridin' the Range tonite

You stole my wife, you Horse Thief

If you want to keep your beer cold, put it next to my ex-wife's heart.

Off the table Mable,the quarters for beer!

"Drop kick me Jesus, through the goal posts of Life", or "Numbers" (there ain't no 10) by Bobby Bare

I believe it was Merle:

I'm sick and tired of waking up sick and tired.

I don't normally listen to country but this one caught my ear.

"I want to check you for Ticks" Brad Paisley

He played it at the Grammys the other night