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I love it... 911 operator to mostly naked guy, "Keep running!"grin

http://kob.com/article/stories/S423936.shtml?cat=516


A woman is accused of chasing her boyfriend with a knife after thinking he was an actor in a pornographic movie they were watching together.

The victim says it all started when he and his girlfriend were inside his southwest Albuquerque home watching a pornographic move at 10:30 Wednesday morning.

That�s when the victim called 911 saying his girlfriend, 20-year-old Amanda Montoya, had a knife.

�She almost shanked me and everything. She put the (expletive) knife right under my throat," the victim told a 911 operator.

The victim, wearing only a pair of shorts took off down Five Points, begging the 911 dispatcher for help.

He said Moya had already stabbed him in the face and bitten him on his chest.

�She already has battery charges against her. She's not even supposed to be around me," the victim said.

The dispatcher told the victim to keep running and try to get inside a store.

The victim made it to a business parking lot at Bridge and Sunset with Moya still on his trail when he was able to flag down a deputy who was headed to the victim�s residence.

Deputies arrested Moya and charged her with aggravated assault and aggravated battery.

She was also charged with child abuse because deputies say she left her eight-month-old boy alone in the home while she chased her boyfriend down the road.


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"keep running"..... laugh laugh laugh ...the immortal words of the dispatcher.........



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Hell has no furry like a girlfriend< especially one with a court order to stay away from you to start with> has when she think you are showing a film of yourself with another woman.....


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A woman is accused of chasing her boyfriend with a knife after thinking he was an actor in a pornographic movie they were watching together.


Once in college I was at a party where a Johnny Holmes movie was playing on the TV (believe it or not there was a time not so long ago when porn wasn't ubiquitous like it is today).

He walked on screen to gasps of astonishment from the audience...

"What?" says I.... "you mean everyone isn't built like that?" grin


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Whew!!.....Nearly a Bobbit incident!

That was close!


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I dunno that being mistaken for a porn star is necessarily a BAD thing grin


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She's stupid! She should have been smiling. Maybe the guy could last longer than the 45 second average. smile


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...er maybe that's what got him in trouble. Still goin' when he shoulda' been tellin' her to make him a sammich and grab him a beer whilst she's in the kitchen.

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Hmmm. Porn at 10:30 in the a.m. with your 8 month old son. Is this in Alabama or a Jerry Springer rehearsal?

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Originally Posted by CAU
Hmmm. Is this in Alabama or a Jerry Springer rehearsal?


New Mexico . . . .

Kind of a mix of both, without the humidity. . . . .

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Amazed my name hadn't appeared yet.....


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You resemble that remark?


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Amazed my name hadn't appeared yet.....


Yeah well, thus far the humor has centered around being unusually well endowed....

Hang around though, I expect thread creep will set in later.


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