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Campfire Kahuna
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We Are Pleased To Announce Yooper Air Is Now Operating In Minnysota. Also Serving Visconsin, Nort And Sout Dakota and da U.P. in Mitchegan .
If you are travelin soon, consider Yooper Air, da no-frills airline.
You're all in da same boat on Yooper Air, where flyin is a upliftin experience.
Dere is no first class on any Yooper Air flight.
Meals are potluck. Rows 1-6, bring rolls; 7-15, bring a salad; 16-21, a main dish, and 22-30, a dessert. Basses and tenors please sit in da rear of da aircraft.
Everyone is responsible for his or her own baggage. All fares are by free will offering and da plane will not land 'til da budget is met.
Pay attention to your flight attendant, who will acquaint you wit da safety system aboard dis Yooper Air. Okay den, lesten up. I'm only gonna say dis vonce. In da event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, I am frankly going to be real surprised and so vill Captain Olson, because we fly right around two tousand feet, so loss of cabin pressure vould probably mean da Second Coming or someting of dat nature, and I vouldn't bodar with doze liddle masks on da rubber tubes. You're gonna have bigger tings to worry about den dat. Just stuff doze back up in dair little holes. Probably da masks fell out because of turbulence which, to be honest wit you, we're going to have quite a bit of at two tousand feet, sorta like driving across a plowed field, but after a while you get used to it.
In da event of a water landing, I'd say forget it. Start saying da Lord's Prayer and just hope you get to da part about forgive us our sins as we forgive doze who sin against us, which some people say trespass against us,' which isn't right, but what can you do?
Da use of cell phones on da plane is strictly forbidden, not because daymay confuse da plane's navigation system, which is done by da seat of da pants all da way. No, it's because cell phones are a pain in da wazoo, and if God meant you to use a cell phone, He would have put your mout on da side of your head.
We start lunch right about noon and it's buffet style with da coffee pot up front.
Den we'll have da hymn sing; hymnals are in da seat pocket in front of you. Don't take yours wit you when you go or I am going to be real upset and I am not a kiddin!
To understand this ~ it really helps if you are from Mitchegen........Ya. eh?
Back in the heartland, Thank God!
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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no beer on dat flight?
oofda, I tink i'll walk.
Something clever here.
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Campfire Outfitter
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Tooo funny. And dat's how dey talk in da UP... 
Don Buckbee
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Grew up the lone German in a Swedish community - it all makes perfect sense to me.
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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BTDT !!! Operating right out of Marquette's one room airport terminal
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Campfire Regular
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I don't believe YAL services OK. Well, I suppose one can't have everything. 
muddy
"A good judge applies the law as it is, not as she wants it to be", Justice Sandra Day O'Connor.
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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Finally someone who can spell , or at least it looks like I hear it.
Brushbuster: "Is this thread about the dear heard or there Jeans?"
Plugger: "If you cant be safe at strip club in Detroit at 2am is anywhere safe?"
Deer are somewhere all the time
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Campfire Ranger
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Meals are potluck. Rows 1-6, bring rolls; 7-15, bring a salad; 16-21, a main dish, and 22-30, a dessert. No Pastys? Can't imagine that!
If something on the internet makes you angry the odds are you're being manipulated
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Campfire Greenhorn
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Campfire Greenhorn
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Compared to many rural airports I've flown out of, Marquette's is more like the Taj.
BTW I believe It's YOOPER!
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