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I was trying to be nice......but yeah, same guide and he is suppose to be an expert moose guide to boot, 0 fer 2.
I find it hilarious that dad is having intestinal problems (gassey) and the girls are paying for it!


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The rifles on the last goat hunt appeared to be by Rifles, Inc. Either that, or they were clones.

It hurt me to see both the dork with the dreds and his teenaged guide sidehilling and carrying rifles with no slings or backpack pouches. Climbing steep country and sidehilling is no place that kind of silliness.

Man, now they are set for the winter. One stinking goat, the parts of which were brought back in plastic garbage bags, and three people. Heck, that's prolly enough for two years.grin

Yeah, the two daughters were hit by the ugly stick. Nasty clear through, as well. They better kill something soon or the ugly witches will lose half their body fat ... no chance it will make them pretty, though.

Karen about died of laughter last night. The couple, who kinda appear to have it together, were waiting out a pair of mooses that were in the bush. Then, either the hapless guide or the announcer said, "Ya don't want to shoot at the sound, you want to wait until you can see the moose." No schit. Karen said, "Ya think????" grin

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One stinking goat, the parts of which were brought back in plastic garbage bags, and three people. Heck, that's prolly enough for two years.



I was always under the impression that Mtn. Goat is one of the less palatable game animals. Was there no moose in the area where the three musketeers are quartered?


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It hurt me to see both the dork with the dreds and his teenaged guide sidehilling and carrying rifles with no slings or backpack pouches. Climbing steep country and sidehilling is no place that kind of silliness.



I wondered about that too.


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2 of the teams had goat hunts and the other 2 had moose, hunts must have be pre-planned in advance......and the only one's that scored were the goat hunters. I find that kind of odd since moose should be a lot easier to find and kill than goats, easier to access as well. Moose season must be over too since they quit without killing one. Just think how long those 2 in the wall tent would have lasted if they had killed a moose with all those bears around.


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Originally Posted by IAK
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I wonder why it is that they've had 2 different groups on moose hunts and neither of them connected? They didn't show much of the hunts either, there's a lot of bs going on behind the scenes is my bet.


Same guide both times!


If I were the dude with the daughters, I would have staked myself out for a bear by now.


That guide seemed to be carrying a lot of meat. Donner Pass special anyone? grin This show is great for laughs.

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i liked the "bears come running in after a shot to steal the meat from the hunter" crap... i wish it were so easy....


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Wonder how come they overlook the protein and fat on those bears...

Bitchy daughters keep looking less and less appealing all the time... And they started in a hole...


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was talking with steely about that very same thing! wouldn't be my first choice but i'd eat it if it were all i had! plus the fat would be good for all kinds of things!


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Oh, i'd have already killed the daughters......


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Originally Posted by hillbillybear
Will the guy staying with his two daughters blow his brains out before the end of the show or will he feed those two whining nags to the bears?



Rollin' here, HBB. I was thinking the same thing.

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For them to shoot a brown bear a guide would have to be there with them and we all know how expensive those brown bear hunts can be......maybe it ain't in the budget??? I wonder if Claus is cutting them a deal on those hunts for free advertising? His crew isn't looking so good to those of us that do this stuff on a yearly basis.


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two for two on goats with those losers? wink I bet the goat hunt in the alders is enough to get a bunch of out-of-shape clients looking.


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They make goat hunting look so easy yet cannot kill a moose, should help the guide industry in Alaska sell more goat hunts.... grin


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I noticed one of the aerial sequences of the "goats" were sheep. I think someone should tell the chunky concrete guy it is not a good idea to wave your rifle around and point at things with it.

Even when the guide walks up to the trio's cabin and casually plunks his rifle down leaning against the deck, with people then exiting the cabin onto the deck, is behavior I shudder at.

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Did you guys notice when the dread lock guy put a round in "his" gun, the safety was off?

I don't post here much, but I'll tell you what, this show is quality entertainment. WOW!


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and he closed his eyes when he shot .....


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He didn't want to see that scope coming at him again...


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Sitka deer - Too true... grin grin


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Just an FYI, at 8:00pm (on the east coast) tonight they are running all the shows from this season so far.

This past show was great, I thought that Jasmine and crew were going to meet their maker. Probably would have if it wasn't for the "Survival experts that are present off screen to prevent too big of a [bleep] up" grin


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