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A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.'

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.'

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.....

groan...........
welcome back Les, how was the trip?

Had a great time, I will post some pics tomorrow, I'm pretty damn tired today, we left San Antonio yesterday morning at 10 AM, and rolled into the house at 330AM this morning. And here I sit at work, I'm friggin smoked!

Awww yeah! Good one Les!

HE HE HE!!! Yeah you ungrateful bastard!!. LOLOLOL

Three guys stranded on a tiny, uninhabited island found an old bottle on the beach. A genie popped out and promised to grant 'em each a wish.

"I wish that I were home with my wife and kids." Poof! He disappeared.

"I wish that I were in a posh penthouse apartment in Vegas, surrounded by luscious babes all hot for my body." Poof! He disappeared.

"Gee! I miss those guys already � "

An older married couple were strolling about the farmstead. As they passed the hog pen the Mrs. says: "Remember our wedding day? And our lovely reception dinner with the roast pig and all?"

"Our golden anniversary is coming up. We should get all the kids and grandkids together and we should roast a pig!"

Homer looked disdainfully at his wife and remarked: "Don't see why the pig should pay for $hit what happened fifty years ago."

Just for Les,

A young boy is walking through the deep, dark woods with a clown.

Squeezing the clowns hand the boy says "It sure is scary here."

The clown says, "Think about me, I have to walk out of here alone.

A man sits for hours examining his marriage license. His wife asks "what are you looking for?". He replies "The expiration date on this SOB".

a man and his wife were golfing one day at a beautiful country club.
the wife hits her ball through a big picture window of an expensive house. The man walks up to apologize to the owner and tell them they are sorry but can't afford to pay for the window.
a man answers the door and says "thank you both! I am a genie and have been trapped in that vase (now broken on the floor) for a hundred years!"
he then says he will grant them two wishes, provided he gets the third wish. and he says his wish is to sleep with the mans wife.
after talking it over for a little while the man and his wife agree, as long as they can have riches beyond their wildest dreams.
first wish is for a million dollars a day for the rest of their lives. the genie says "granted! you now have one million dollars in your account and tomorrow there will be another"
second wish was for a beautiful home in the mountains and the beach on every continent. the genie says "granted! your wishes have been fulfilled"
he then takes the man's wife upstairs and they start to make love, in the middle of it the man asks the woman how old her husband is. the woman replies that he is 32.
the genie says" WOW! and he still believes in Genies? what a sucker!"