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Subject: Don't forget next Saturday
> As you may already know, it is a sin for a
> Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife
> naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next
> Saturday at 4 p.m. Eastern Time all American women
> are asked to walk out of their house completely
> naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
> Circling your block for one hour is recommended for
> this anti-terrorist effort.
> All patriotic men are to position themselves
> in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they
> are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its
> okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to
> show support for all American women. Since Islam
> also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at
> your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim
> sentiment. The American government appreciates your
> efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your
> participation in this anti terrorist activity. God
> bless America!
> It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If
> you don't send this to at least 5 people you're a
> terrorist sympathizing lily-livered coward and are
> in the position of posing as a national threat !
Wildlife craves my mystical essence.
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If the herd that lives in my neighborhood walks around outside naked you're gonna find me hanging from a tree also.
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Campfire Kahuna
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That's what I was thinkin.......
Hell, to keep most of the cattle 'round here robed, I'd almost convert (but that growing in a full think beard thing ain't gonna fly....)
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Campfire Kahuna
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Man, I DO NOT want to see most of my neighbor woman nekkid!
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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Campfire Kahuna
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I've seen Meeshitagain women.
No thanks.
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Hey, tahst alright, my wife will be home, and happenchance, i gots me a lawnchair.  WOnder if she will buy into it.
Back in the heartland, Thank God!
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