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Well, CRAP!
Now I forgot what I was gonna tell ya!
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Well, CRAP!
Now I forgot what I was gonna tell ya!
I'm sorry...I dozed off there for a minute. Now, what were we talking about?
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Boots were made for walking
Winds were blowing change
Boys fall in the jungle
As I Came of Age
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Who are you and why am I talking to you, and where did you hide my car keys?
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What did you say? I can't hear you...speak up!
μολὼν λαβέ
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Anyone see where I left my teeth?
Please don't feed the trolls!
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"Why is it always me that last had the remote!!!!"
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I don't remember turning the computer on... Huh, now isn't that funny...
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Where the hell are my glasses ???
Is it going to rain today ??? My back is killin' me.
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Who the heck are you anyway?
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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Is it time to change the diaper yet?
Back in the heartland, Thank God!
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George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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Did somebody say it's med time?
Hunting the "Roar",
Mark Luce
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I think I took the wrong pill. I thought the blue one was for my cholestoral. Now I have this bulge in my pants and I forgot what to do with it.
Clyde
The liberal mind is an endless black hole of stupidity.
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I think I took the wrong pill. I thought the blue one was for my cholestoral. Now I have this bulge in my pants and I forgot what to do with it.
Clyde Ask your wife, maybe she remembers............. 
Hunting the "Roar",
Mark Luce
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My eyes are soooooo bad I couldn't read any of these posts... ...but they were all pretty funny... 
Hunt with Class and Classics
Religion: A founder of The Church of Spray and Pray
Acquit v. t. To render a judgment in a murder case in San Francisco... EQUAL, adj. As bad as something else. Ambrose Bierce “The Devil's Dictionary”
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When I hit sixty a good friend told the three things I should always remember, but now I forget what they were. ...........................
Oh Yea.. Farts ain't always dry.
Then there was somthinmg else.............
Oh Yea , Pee don't always start or stop when you think it will.. AND ahhhhhhhhh
Oh yea if you get an erection USE IT!! It may be your last!
Declaration of Independance, in ENGLISH
U.S. Constitution, in ENGLISH
U.S. Bill of Rights, in ENGLISH
If you cannot or don't want to learn ENGLISH, go back to the third world cesspool you came from
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Soon as I find my glasses I'll look for my hearing aid and then we can discuss what ever it was you forgot.
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Hold on a sec, I'll be right back, I was just on the way to the bathroom.... or was it the kitchen? I must be in the bathroom because there ain't no Nacho chips behind this cupboard door with a mirror on it.
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Be afraid,be VERY VERY afraid ad triarios redisse My Buddy eh76 speaks authentic Frontier Gibberish! ![[Linked Image]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y222/EvilTwinMar/Sabretooth-1.jpg)
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Did somebody say it's med time? Geeze man...thanks for reminding me...(no joke)
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