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I've told several of my friends' wives that if I'd known that they had such an affinity for the ugly,
I'd've put-in my application �

" � I'm a lot uglier than he is!"

7mm08,
You do realize,don't you,that you've now got an entire forum of guys jonesin for your wife?

If Steelhead asks if he can stay overnight,say NO.

WB.

I can't swear my wife is beautiful, I just know she's way better looking than me in any way th world would choose to measure beauty.

Good point, the deal we have is that we will both get old and wrinkled at the same pace and we will both die happy. It hasn't exactly worked out that way for her, but she stays around.

Here's a picture of us, my son is soon to be 20 and my daughter is 15. My wife is 43 and is ageing far more impressively than I...lol

I can join the group of guys knowin that our wives married down. My grandfather told me once about how when he married my grandmother she could sit on the window sill and wash the outside of the windows, and now 50 years later he would have to build a shelf to support her butt. In the end he said that didn't matter cause when he looked at her everyday he still saw the 19 year old beauty that he fell in love with. I'm hoping in 50 years I can say the same.

dang it boy! that's one nice deer mount!

define ugly. So ugly she needs a paper bag or so ugly you both need one just in case hers falls off?

You Talking about this one or the Dear?

Wheelchairbandit,
Not only is my wife hot, but she also inherited 580 acres of prime hunting land and I'm the only son in law and her father does not hunt.

That was actually a Winston Churchhill retort to a high society type lady at a party at which he was deep into the cup.

Ok,now I really hate you!

WB.

I know how you guys are... turn the lights out, and you're good to go!

Penny

Men marry women hoping they won't change, women marry men hoping they will.

My wife is beautiful to me. I tell her that I love her every day. I may not get another chance. Tomorrow is not gaurenteed.

Women marry men determined that they'll change.

Carol Anne often thanked me for letting her be herself. I told her that I hadn't married her for a "do-it-yourself" make-over kit.

Several times, she apologized to her friends for not having been able to change me. (She just didn't know how much change she'd wrought.)

So ugly that we have to tie a pork chop around her neck so that the dog will play with her............................


And she still needs to sneak up on her oatmeal in the morning!

My wife married up when she married me, I brought class to her family.

For your enjoyment:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh9ZZgDqzAg&feature=related

Not all women. I married Barak because I fell in love with the person he is. It doesn't make sense for me to then try to change that.

Penny

Men's notions of feminine pulchritude have evolved over the years. Before Petty and Varga gave us those gorgeous air-brushed legs on beautiful pin-up women in the 1940s, masculine taste ran to meatier types like those in Rubens's paintings and old bar-room art. Dad liked 'em like that. I find 'em a bit too heavy to make me drool � but by no means would I ever nominate those prissy twigs of high-fashion shows. "Barbie" is even worse.