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Let's get philospical. What has four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and three in the evening? <BR> When a blond throws a pin at you, duck so that you don't ruin your best shirt.
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You are locked up in an empty room with three matches.(you can't burn the place) How do you get out?<P>You are in the same room, with a table and a saw, how do you get out?(you can't cut the walls)<P>About that four leg, three leg thingy... I remeber hearing that one, but can't remember the answer.<BR>~~~Suluuq<BR>
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Your math sucks Rusty. The room was adjusted to 25 bucks.The bell hop returned 3 bucks, that equals 28 bucks, 25+3=28. The bellhop pocketed two bucks which brings the total to 30 bucks. 25+3+2=30 Buckroos.<P>"They each paid nine dollars(after the rebate) 9x3=27, the bell boy took two, now it<BR>equals 29, so where did the dollar go?" <P>That should have read, they each paid 9.333333333, that equals 28.00 and add the 2 that the belboy went south with and walla, 30.<P>Your a bunch of wiz kids here! LOL<P>
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When a blonde throws a pin at you... Run like ****, she's got a grenade in her mouth!<P>Big Hunter, the first time I heard yours I rolled over in my crib. A man crawls as a baby, (4 legs) walks as an adult, (2 legs) and with a cane in old age. (3 legs)<BR>7mmbuster
"Preserving the Constitution, fighting off the nibblers and chippers, even nibblers and chippers with good intentions, was once regarded by conservatives as the first duty of the citizen. It still is." � Wesley Pruden
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And as a brushup on your Ancient History, that riddle is called The Riddle of the Sphinx, and it comes from Oedipus Rex (Sophocles).<P>Rick
"What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly: it is dearness only that gives every thing its value. Heaven knows how to put a proper price upon its goods; and it would be strange indeed if so celestial an article as freedom should not be highly rated." Thomas Paine
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Wow, a baby crawls, walks, then uses a cane all in one day! lol <P>7mm... that was a good one, about the blonde.<P>The answers to my two last questions...<BR>1) You "strike three, and you're out".<BR>2) Cut the table in half. Two halves make a whole(hole), and you crawl out. ~~~Suluuq
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