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Campfire Oracle
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Tell your buddy that she was a "practice wife". There's a better one in his future. BTDT.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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Will do. He's going to reenlist as an officer now that he's got his MBA and go back to San Antonio to live.
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Campfire Ranger
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If knowingly delivered, yes.
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If knowingly delivered, yes.
"Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants - it is the creed of slaves" William Pitt
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Campfire Greenhorn
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Better ask Bart about the cheating thing as he is an expert on certain aspects of it..
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Campfire Outfitter
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there's your punk azz again Blackbird
you ain't been missed
"This ain't dress rehearsal....it's the life you get to live, make it a good one."
TEAMWORK = a bunch of people doing what I say
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Campfire Ranger
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Whether its cheating or not, sound like your buddy might need a good massage.
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I agree with somebody above, we need a professional's thoughts on this, where is Steelhead?
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Campfire 'Bwana
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If both spouses consent to swinging (that's really what it is) than no. However, if one spouse swings behind the back of the other spouse than yes it is.
Don't vote knothead, it only encourages them. Anonymous
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." Anonymous
"Self-reliance, free thinking, and wealth is anathema to both the power of the State and the Church." Derby Dude
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Campfire Kahuna
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George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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I am curious how one can accidentally get a handjob...
"Honest honey, she slipped on the massage oil, fell, and landed on my dick!"
LOL.
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Campfire Regular
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It's only cheating if my wife is involved 
Kiss your girlfriend where it smells.......take her to Jersey!
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Apparently, some of you guys have been rubbing each other the wrong way.
"Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants - it is the creed of slaves" William Pitt
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why would a guy pay someone to do a job he can do better and faster?
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But the question remains, and I put it to you, oh wise fellow Campfire members -- is a "happy ending" cheating? Is your question serious? You're not a troll, are you? Penny
Now faith is the assurance of things hoped for, the conviction of things not seen. --Hebrews 11:1
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But the question remains, and I put it to you, oh wise fellow Campfire members -- is a "happy ending" cheating? Is your question serious? You're not a troll, are you? Penny Don't trolls get happy endings?  
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Yes, that is cheating...
now what the heck is "Motorboating a stripper's breasts" ??
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Campfire Kahuna
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A whore is a whore whether she precedes it with a massage or not.
“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.”
― George Orwell
It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
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Campfire Ranger
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Nothing wrong with a happy ending, isn't that what everyone wants in life?? If my wife found out I had a happy ending during a massage she would make sure it was my last happy ending... Yes, it's cheating but only if your married.
That's ok, I'll ass shoot a dink.
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Campfire Oracle
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my buddy down south nailed that one.
That's because I'm a philosopher! 
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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