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Ok, Big Hunter and Smart Alex are at the local skeet range busting clay pigeons. It is a warm day, but it looks like rain. They suddenly hear a loud noise that sounds like a car without a muffler (cuz it is one). Somebody hops out of the car. They recognize the person immediately as....<p>[This message has been edited by big hunter (edited May 13, 2001).]

Rusty-Gunn he just couldn't stand someone starting anouther story and stealing his thunder. He told em to get their a$$e$ over to his story and quit goofing off over here.<P>------------------<BR><B>T LEE</B><BR>Remember: There is no such thing as OVERKILL. Just a generous margin of SAFETY! <P><B>APATHY!.........Freedoms greatest enemy!</B>

But just as they were getting ready, they heard the deafening roar of jet engines. Squinting through the shards of noonday sun, salty sweat stinging their eyes, they saw the plane door open, and, parachuting methodically out of the bowels of the plane, a slow but steady stream of ...

Rusty carried a battle scarred, rusty Remington 700 Grand Alaskan in .375 H&H. He leaned over the car hood and took carefull aim at a.....

You beat me by 3 minutes Rick!

As the Greenpeace ecowarriors decend in free fall like a plague of locusts their plane runs out of fossil fuel and falls after them in a screaming dive.<P>Meanwhile back at the ranch the Lone Ranger disguises himself as a.....oh! darn it thats another story.<P>------------------<BR><B>T LEE</B><BR>Remember: There is no such thing as OVERKILL. Just a generous margin of SAFETY! <P><B>APATHY!.........Freedoms greatest enemy!</B><p>[This message has been edited by T LEE (edited May 14, 2001).]

With the plane falling like an overgrown dead goose, and the ecowarriors tumbling like droppings from the great dead goose, Big Hunter and Smart Alex prepare for the pigeon shoot of their dreams. First Big Hunter starts in and unloads the gun faster than he finishes his nightly routine with his wife, and has ecowarriors dropping like flies. Next Smart Alex starts in, but he is getting so scared as the great dead goose of a plane is falling fast, and he barely hits a target. Big Hunter has reloaded by this time, a skill that astounds his wife as well, and finishes the last of the ecowarriors, but his is oblivious to the plane about to smack him down from above, just then Rusty Gunn comes to the rescue with his triple barrel, self guided 6 inch chambered 50 inch barreled goose killer and finishes off the plane just in time to save Big Hunter. They all three look at each other and.............................

Ralph Nader arrives like an avenging angel screaming somthing about Corvairs and saving the people from themselves......<P>------------------<BR><B>T LEE</B><BR>Remember: There is no such thing as OVERKILL. Just a generous margin of SAFETY! <P><B>APATHY!.........Freedoms greatest enemy!</B>

Rusty Gunn takes his trusty dusty rusty big bore, and shoots eye-sore ***** Gore-hater Darth Nader the invader in the sparse arse, and says see you later alligator.<BR>The three shooters continue busting clays until...<P>

7mmbuster shows up with the Swedish Bikini Team on one arm and a case of ice cold brews in the other. Just as he loads up his trusty Ruger.........

Lone Ranger and Tonto show up on the scene. They were kidnapped by aliens and woke up in a different era. While the foursome attempt to get the Ranger and Tonto on their proper bearings....

The Lone Ranger with a very confused look on his face asks "what do we do now Tonto we are surrounded by idiots". Tonto reply's "What u mean we, white man? I'm with Rusty we shall return to the great northland and laugh our selves silly watching you fools try to write stories like this."<P>------------------<BR><B>T LEE</B><BR>Remember: There is no such thing as OVERKILL. Just a generous margin of SAFETY! <P><B>APATHY!.........Freedoms greatest enemy!</B><p>[This message has been edited by T LEE (edited May 15, 2001).]

Lone Ranger, being somewhat sensible, tells Tonto to remain for now. In a barely audible whisper, he says, "Since these men are fools, we shall take their women and their beer too." <p>[This message has been edited by big hunter (edited May 15, 2001).]

Just then, who should show up, but Ol' Pappy, and Hunter Green! Hunter is sportin a brand new Marlin guide gun, on account of his old one was peeled back like a banana, and a spiffy new toupe. It seems he's after that bear, once and for all. Pappy heard there was free beer, so he tagged along. This diversion is just what the Lone Ranger and tonto needed to sneek away with the girls and beer. Suluuq, of course, is no dummy, and with his help, they all return back to kotzebue, where the girls are stunned by the eskimo's trophy collection. Back at the range, while Big hunter strips the bodies of the nato troups of weapons and gear, throwing away eurodollars he finds, the rest have finally noticed the girls and beer have disapeared!

In the far corner of the shooting range, two figures are standing...<BR>"Whats this, Rosie?"<BR>"Hell, it looks like a gun! My gawd, what about the kids!"<BR>"Got to be one of those 'saturday night specials'."<BR>Across the field comes the lonesome foursome. "Are you two the new janitors we hired? Pick up that STICK, and clean the place, get a move on!"<BR>Mean while, at the igloo...<P>

7mmbuster is the first to notice that the women and beer have disappeared. He tells the others that he had seen Suluuq, Tonto, and the Lone Ranger acting rather suspicious while wondering away from camp. So they leave Rosie and Bill to pick up the trash, while they track down their women and beer. Stay tuned.

Tonto and the Lone Ranger get smashing drunk, and begin to fight. Suluuq stops them, explaining that the Swedish bikini team are waiting, that loving is the way to go. They say they are sorry. They hug and kiss, retreat to their tent, leaving Suluuq with the Sewdish bikini team...

Which turn out to be a group of ex-HRT transvestites bent on destroying Rusty and company for what they did to dear old Janet.<BR>Suluug, suspecting foul play was not fooled and had led them to a beach frequented by Orca's and enjoys the ensuing feeding frenzy while drinking all the beer. Then he.......<P>------------------<BR><B>T LEE</B><BR>Remember: There is no such thing as OVERKILL. Just a generous margin of SAFETY! <P><B>APATHY!.........Freedoms greatest enemy!</B>

Then he turns around. The three guys that he helped steal the beer off of were there watching him. Once they managed to convince Suluuq to buy them beer to make up for it, all was well. So they next day they had a big party with Lone Ranger and Tonto included. All was well until...

they hear this terrible crashing and thrashing coming from the bushes. They warily approach guns ready when much to their suprise, busting out of the bush is T LEE on his solar powerd, battery enhanced 4x4 little Rascal dragging a big rolled up tarp."Whatcha ya got there? They chorus. Well old T LEE puffs up like an old Tom turkey fixin' to court an say's "I'm gonna be rich."<BR>"I was coming through the woods over by the old range an I dun caught me two rarieties in one grab. I dun got a gray haired Big Foot wearing a suit and a for real White whale with arms & legs, Where is the National Geographic crew was around here?" Well as our fearless crew fall down laughing their a$$' off ......<P>------------------<BR><B>T LEE</B><BR>Remember: There is no such thing as OVERKILL. Just a generous margin of SAFETY! <P><B>APATHY!.........Freedoms greatest enemy!</B><P>[This message has been edited by T LEE (edited May 20, 2001).]<p>[This message has been edited by T LEE (edited May 20, 2001).]