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In the same vein as the "quotable quotes" thread, I thought I'd share some of what I've seen on bumper stickers. Please add your own if you will ![[Linked Image]](https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubb/images/icons/laugh.gif) .<P><BR>If a**holes could fly, I'd have the highway to myself.<P>You! Out of the gene pool!<P>Yes this is my truck, and no I won't help you move.<P>Driver carries only $20 in ammunition.<P>My other car is a piece of s**t too.
Hunting should never be used to compensate for poor long range shooting skills. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
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Impeach Clinton<BR>and the ass she rode in on.
"Good enough" isn't.
Always take your responsibilities seriously but never yourself.
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Keep honking, Driver is reloading.<P>Only two things are found in the middle of the road, Yellow stripes and road kill.<P>If you (heart shape) NY,<BR>I-95 North<P>Welcome to Florida, here's your orange, GO home!<P>Bad dog, no bone<BR>Bad Cop, no donut<P>My other car is a broom<P>Don't laugh, it's paid for<P>Horn broke, watch for finger<P>My kid can stomp your honor student<P>Pass with care, driver chews<P>I hear your horn, I'm ignoring you<P>I don't dial 911<BR>I have a 1911<P>------------------<BR><B>T LEE</B><BR>Remember: There is no such thing as OVERKILL. Just a generous margin of SAFETY! <P><B>APATHY!.........Freedoms greatest enemy!</B>
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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This isn't a bumper sticker but I saw it on one of those T shirts that are in incredibly bad taste to wear in public, guess that iw why I want one of these. LOL said.....<P>OK, OK, I take it back...Unf..k you!<P>On my truck, I have:<P>Will duck hunt for food. and<P>I didn't fight and claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables.<BR>
"When we put [our enlisted men and women] in harm's way, it had better count for something. It can't be because some policy wonk back here has a brain fart of an idea of a strategy that isn't thought out." General Zinni on Iraq
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on my truck<P>I might be slow<BR>but I'm ahead of you!
Whatever you are willing to put up with, is exactly what you will have.
When your ship comes in. ... make sure you are willing to unload it.
PAYPAL, sucks and I will never use them again. I recommend you do the same.
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On my car:<BR>"Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Dragons, For You Are Crunchy And Taste Good With Ketchup."<P>On my best friends' car:<BR>"Like What You See? Dial 1-800-YOU-WISH"<P>On my ex's car:<BR>"This Town Bites"<P>------------------<BR>I may be little but this miss knows her deer! 
I may be little but this miss knows her deer!
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Heres a good one... "Biologists, Wyomings number one predator" Or the other one, "Save a doe shoot a biologist"..... Or a better one yet. "Wilderness land of no use"........ bcat<P>------------------<BR>If you aint the lead dog the scenery never changes [img]http://www.hunttalk.com/icon/bcatrunningcat.gif.com/boykin][/img] <BR><A HREF="http://www.huntandlodge.com/Boykin/outfitter.html" TARGET=_blank>Boykin's Hunting <B>Homepage</B> </A>
If you aint the lead dog the scenery never changes [img]http://www.hunttalk.com/icon/bcatrunningcat.gif.com/boykin][/img] <BR><A HREF="http://www.huntandlodge.com/Boykin/outfitter.html" TARGET=_blank>Boykin's Hunting <B>Homepage</B> </A>
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Work harder....Millions on Wellfare depend on you!<P>That is sooo true, but you know what's really sad is that the people it's aimed at probably don't even realize it is an insult......GH
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Here's a few of my favorites:<P>Clinton should have had Kennedy drive Monica home!<P>Kennedy has killed more people with his car than I have with my gun!<P>It takes 10,000 bolts and screws to hold a car together, and one nut to scatter it all over the road!<P>3 out of 4 voices in my head told me to stay home today!<P>I'd rather eat worms than drive a Chevy!<P>Heartbeat This! (a hand flipping you the bird)<P>And the only one I own:<P>My President is Charlton Heston!
"Preserving the Constitution, fighting off the nibblers and chippers, even nibblers and chippers with good intentions, was once regarded by conservatives as the first duty of the citizen. It still is." � Wesley Pruden
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Notice, Lack of planning on your part does not contitute an emergency on my part.<P>If guns cause crime matches cause arson.<P>Prevent road rage, GET OFF MY A$$. <BR>......deadeye<P>------------------<BR>Ever notice that anyone driving slower then you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
So far, this is the oldest I've ever been.
Some days you're the dog. Some days you're the hydrant.
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If you can read this, take a deep breath and tell me what you smell.<P>If you can red this, you are too close.<P>If you can read this, get ready for a fast stop.<P>If you can read this, you need experience.<P>If you an read this, you caught up, now pass.<P>Cows follow the leader.<P>Your lights are bright, hows your bumper?<P>Are you a follower or leader?<P>Why are you following me?<P>Your shift is in forward, <BR>your brain is in neutral.<BR><P>------------------<BR>A hint to the wise is sufficient! Smiles are contagious, infect everyone!
A hint to the wise is sufficient! Experience is the best teacher!
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This one is on my car: Stupidity should be painfull.<BR> This one is on my pick up truck: Earth First we'll log the rest of the planets later.<BR> And this one if Gore had managed to steal the election: Give John Hinkley another chance.<P>Bullwnkl.
Money talks Bull [bleep] walks
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This one proudly displayed at my office....<P>"Three terms for Clinton, Two in Office, ONE IN JAIL!"<P>------------------<BR>Gun control is good bullet placement.....
To anger a conservative, lie to him. To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth.
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T Lee: I love the one about the orange I hadn't heard that one before.
Brushbuster: "Is this thread about the dear heard or there Jeans?"
Plugger: "If you cant be safe at strip club in Detroit at 2am is anywhere safe?"
Deer are somewhere all the time
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial">quote:</font><HR><font face="Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Youper:<BR><B>T Lee: I love the one about the orange I hadn't heard that one before.</B></font><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Been around for several years now, population is booming and us old timers don't like the way it's going. If it didn't get so danm cold in the UP I would sell out and move up there.(and drive slow in the left lane):}<P>That's one I forgot about.<P>"When I retire, I'll move up north and drive slow in the left lane."<P>------------------<BR><B>T LEE</B><BR>Remember: There is no such thing as OVERKILL. Just a generous margin of SAFETY! <P><B>APATHY!.........Freedoms greatest enemy!</B>
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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"Practice safe sex-Go f___ yourself"<BR>I saw this on a bumper in my home town!
Always drink upstream from the herd...cowdoc...
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95% of all people have hemorrhoids, the other 5% are perfect a$$holes.......deadeye<P>------------------<BR>SMILE, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips!<P>Ever notice that anyone going slower then you is and idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
So far, this is the oldest I've ever been.
Some days you're the dog. Some days you're the hydrant.
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Saw the best one of all last week:<P>"Don't Believe What You Think"
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From Real Sasquatch Country: I Seen 'em!
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How about this one?<P>Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an a**hole!
Hunting should never be used to compensate for poor long range shooting skills. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
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Gun Control is being able to hit what you aim at.
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