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"Big ole jet had a light on"
Instead of "Big ole jet airliner"
Clyde Really??? I always thought it was, "We gonna chat at a line-up". FC
"Every day is a holiday, and every meal is a banquet."
- Mrs. FC
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billhilly, I been tryin to think of that one all morning! Always got a kick out of that!
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Clint Black: Proper: "A bell to mark each one to pass." What I could hear: "Imelda Marcos' underpants." BMT
Last edited by BMT; 02/10/09.
"The Church can and should help modern society by tirelessly insisting that the work of women in the home be recognized and respected by all in its irreplaceable value." Apostolic Exhortation On The Family, Pope John Paul II
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From Jungle Love:
The question to everyone�s answer is usually aspirin and gin
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AC/DC
Dirty deeds...thund-er-cheif
Van Halen Canada instead of Panama
actually heard those sung
If there's one thing I've become certain of it's that there's too much certainty in the world.
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Billhilly,
Ya made me go look up the actual lyrics to "Blinded by the Light".
Chuck
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They hae slain the Earl Amurray, And Lady Mondegreen.
"The Bonnie Earl O' Murray."
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"secret.... asian man, secret.... asian mannn!" sorry, pretty weak, aqualung stole one of my favorites
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The actual lyrics are:
"Don't go outside tonight,
If you'll just turn on the light,
There's a bathroom on the right."
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BTO let it ride
proper: Good Bye, Hard Life.... Don't Cry Would you let it ride?
My preference: "Moon pie, drive by..... Drive right by & let them fly!"
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What was that INXS song? "Suicide Blonde", or "Super Salad Bar"? Indistinguishable to this listener.
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"Every day is a holiday, and every meal is a banquet."
- Mrs. FC
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CCR "Dont go around tonight, Well, its bound to take your life, There's a bathroom on the right." I always thought it was "Where's the bathroom? - On the right". You kidding me? I thought it was, "there's a baboon on the right", from "Baboon Rising" 1flier
Black Olives Matter!!
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"Happiness is a warm gun ... shoot ... shoot"
Wrong type of 'gun' !!!!
and "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" couldn't be a metaphore for LSD .... oh no !!!!!
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is it just me that hears Tim Mcgraw sing: "it's my foreskin, pressed against your chin.." filthy pig i tell you.
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"Ain't No Woman Like A One Eyed Goat"
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Here's an archive of them: http://www.kissthisguy.com/Aqualung
"Bambi's Good Eatin'!" - Me
"...Somewhere, there are Brownings in a two-hand hold, Cocked and locked, one up the spout..." - Jethro Tull
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awesome!!
I about spit my coffee out when i saw this one
J. Geils Band Centerfold My anus is the center hole
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CCR seems to have more than their share. This, from "Lodi":
"Oh Lord, stuck in a Low Diaphragm".
"Every day is a holiday, and every meal is a banquet."
- Mrs. FC
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billy joel:
"you make the rice. i'll make the gravey"
aretha franklin:
"you make me feel, you make me feel, you make me feel like a rash on a woman"
an oldie but goodie
rolling stones:
"good bye, groovey tuesday"
"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men always stand ready to do violence on their behalf."
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Ain't none of yall right. 'Course i did once hear a drunk redneck say"Hay Man that Stevie Ray Nicks plays awesome Geetar and sangs with Fleetwood Mack English baind too!"
Bangflop! another skinning job due to .260 and proper shot placement.
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