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Originally Posted by BLG
"Big ole jet had a light on"

Instead of "Big ole jet airliner"


Clyde


Really???

I always thought it was, "We gonna chat at a line-up".

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billhilly, I been tryin to think of that one all morning! Always got a kick out of that!

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Clint Black:

Proper: "A bell to mark each one to pass."

What I could hear: "Imelda Marcos' underpants."

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From Jungle Love:

The question to everyone�s answer is usually aspirin and gin

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AC/DC

Dirty deeds...thund-er-cheif

Van Halen
Canada instead of Panama

actually heard those sung


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Billhilly,

Ya made me go look up the actual lyrics to "Blinded by the Light".

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They hae slain the Earl Amurray,
And Lady Mondegreen.

"The Bonnie Earl O' Murray."

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"secret.... asian man, secret.... asian mannn!"

sorry, pretty weak, aqualung stole one of my favorites grin



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The actual lyrics are:

"Don't go outside tonight,

If you'll just turn on the light,

There's a bathroom on the right."

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BTO let it ride

proper: Good Bye, Hard Life....
Don't Cry Would you let it ride?

My preference: "Moon pie, drive by.....
Drive right by & let them fly!"






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Yea,whats the next line?


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What was that INXS song? "Suicide Blonde", or "Super Salad Bar"? Indistinguishable to this listener.

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Originally Posted by Otter
Originally Posted by amx1047
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"Dont go around tonight,
Well, its bound to take your life,
There's a bathroom on the right."


I always thought it was "Where's the bathroom? - On the right".


You kidding me? I thought it was, "there's a baboon on the right", from "Baboon Rising"

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"Happiness is a warm gun ... shoot ... shoot"

Wrong type of 'gun' !!!!

and "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" couldn't be a metaphore for LSD .... oh no !!!!!

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is it just me that hears Tim Mcgraw sing: "it's my foreskin, pressed against your chin.."

filthy pig i tell you.

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"Ain't No Woman Like A One Eyed Goat"

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Here's an archive of them:
http://www.kissthisguy.com/

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Cocked and locked, one up the spout..."
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awesome!!

I about spit my coffee out when i saw this one

J. Geils Band
Centerfold
My anus is the center hole


Something clever here.

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CCR seems to have more than their share. This, from "Lodi":

"Oh Lord, stuck in a Low Diaphragm".


"Every day is a holiday, and every meal is a banquet."

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billy joel:

"you make the rice. i'll make the gravey"

aretha franklin:

"you make me feel, you make me feel, you make me feel like a rash on a woman"


an oldie but goodie

rolling stones:

"good bye, groovey tuesday"


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Ain't none of yall right.
'Course i did once hear a drunk redneck say"Hay Man that Stevie Ray Nicks plays awesome Geetar and sangs with Fleetwood Mack English baind too!"


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