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These stories keep me and my fellow co workers in stitches and they were bummed to read "the end" and have been bugging me to request one, so all of you "authors" with such extraordinary talent, we would like another story...PLEASE <P>------------------<BR>Don't be ashamed to say what you are not ashamed to think.

The new "Survivor" series is started a Avery TX. instead of the original plan and they are using VW mini busses painted pink with flowers on them With Gore/ Liberman, HCI and PETA stickers all over them and are named "GAY PRIDE" 1 through 6 in letters 6" high on both sides. As they leave town.......

A KKK infiltrator puts a cherry bomb in the bushes toilet. Porcalein goes flying everywhere. Then...

...the group at 24HourCampfire siezes the moment of the distraction to rip those darn PETA stackers off the bus, and paste "24HourCampfire.Com" stickers in their staed, and as the re-stickering operation is completed.....

CAT steps out of the house and yells, "get that pile of junk off my property and all you bung holes with it, I'm trying to sleep!

Rosie is still eating donuts(she's on a diet) as she walks by with her purple and blue poodle(its butt looks like her face). When she sees the guys(it pains her to see men), she takes her illegal 'what-about-the-kids handgun out from her hide-out holster(under her double chin), she lets loose a big one!<BR>With this warning, everyone ducks under the car, as she explodes, shooting off like a rocket! In the nightly news... "Ameteur Rocket launched into outer space".<BR>Meanwhile, in space, as Rosie pets Fifi(who is burnt hairless), says, "I'm going to get you for this Austin Texas."<BR>The 24 Hour vans go one their way...

heading toward a cleared spot in the woods, where two black helicopters full of ACLU lawyers from New York wait patiently

and then the van comes into sight. The ACLU lawyers open fire with their 'Saturday night specials' as the campfire crew takes cover. George Barkhouse and need one work the M-60 they found at Rosie's rocket launching site to take down the lawyers. The bus goes on its way, blissfully ignorant of what is in store for it....

When a logging truck with an erect A frame cruses along side harboring carnal thougts about a VW mini buss. Then just ahead both see---<BR>

A huge Burger King and everything comes to a screaching hault, Need one jumps out and says, boy I need one, and orders an tripple chease burger and coffee.

....but the lady behind the counter just stares at NO, as she doesn't speak a lick of English! ...all he here's is..."No Comprede'"......and he whipps out his uzi and strats the deportation process.....<BR>

Big hunter and texas_hunter jump in and restrain need one while the shots go flying everywhere. Fortunatly nobody is hurt. Toons serves as an interpretor for the girl, and need one gets his triple cheese burger. So the bus goes on its way. Meanwhile, the BATF lies in wait for our crew....

...but suddenly the Campfire bus comes to a screaching hault!....there's a road block ahead, and it is GEORGE BARKHOUSE and Company,....taking back our coumtry at all costs! G.B. demands all on the bus to use his cell-phone to make a collect call to their State Rep....all that don't comply immediately will be executed on the spot by his band of armed reformers.......G.B. doesn't take no for an answer, ...and doesn't take American Express! [img]images/icons/laugh.gif" border="0[/img] Things were fine for the Campfire Bus Tour until Rick Bin had to go and descriminate against G.B. Now Rick's done it, but the Campfire boys have a plan to get out of this one....they will..........

...not be taken in by GB's rant, when he throws down his cell phone and says, "That's it, I leaving!" He does this three times consecutively, but comes back each time, wearing a sign on his back that says...

...it says "WHY IS EVERYBODY ALWAYS PICKING ON ME!" in big bold letters....<BR>...his cries of discrimination do not go un-answered as he gets out of politics and starts a Rock Band,..."G.B. and the H.P's"....and takes the country by storm with his "don't take no for an answer" stlye. All his concerts are sell-outs...as he badgers the people until they by a ticket! [img]images/icons/laugh.gif" border="0[/img] And meanwhile, the campfire bus is off and rolling...next stop is....

..as Jesse Jackson rides in on a blue mule, demanding to know what the hell is going on. Seeing the determined looks on the faces of the Campfire Crew, he decides to call for backup from his buddies at...

BATF. Now the BATF is especially ****ed cuz they have to take down the perfect ambush they had there and go help Jesse Jackson. So they ride in with about 50 Uzis covering the bus. But then a drunk need one.....

...stumbles in while Jesse is passing out cigars to the BATF faithful. "Don't touch those things, boys," he yells. "You don't know where they've been!"<P>"Why, Jesse mighta got those from his friend..."

Slick Willie and you know all about him! Just then Robo-Rusty falls to earth from a passing space ship, with his uniform still smoking from re-entry he........ [img]images/icons/laugh.gif" border="0[/img]

man, that's what I call a trip. Where's the party.