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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
I'm sure you have the answer, please enlighten the campfire with your infinite wisdom.
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Why don't you eat clowns?
The meat tastes funny!!!
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God, Family, and Country.
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Does a padded bra make your dear hunting experience better or worse? LOL
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hey
if skunks smell funny why dont we laugh
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hey - Where does your lap go when you stand up?? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />
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If you choke a smurf what color does he turn?
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How can you tell if a frog is green with envy?
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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If a mime shoots himself, must he use a silencer?
How does a blind man know when to stop wiping?
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"Preserving the Constitution, fighting off the nibblers and chippers, even nibblers and chippers with good intentions, was once regarded by conservatives as the first duty of the citizen. It still is." � Wesley Pruden
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If you make a cow laugh hard will milk come out its nose?
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Do you have to have brown cows to get chocolate milk?
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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I'm not a biologist but I have it on good authority it is necessary. I guess the cow would have to blush and turn red first to get strawberry milk!
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If our knees bent the other way, what would a chair look like? miles If kerry is the answer, it must be a real stupid question
Look out for number 1, don't step in number 2.
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