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He's made me rich by betting opposite of ALL his predictions sans one, Obama, which has lost me all the money I made.
Sorta of the 180 degree prognosticator.
"Dear Lord, save me from Your followers"
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Campfire Ranger
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And I heard it's a tiny prognasticator at that.
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Campfire Kahuna
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hey, its Prognasti_GATOR............. get it? 
Sam......
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Campfire Tracker
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Im just now getting to read some of this thread..and have not read all of it...but Im SO use to the blonde jokes it aint even funny. You just have to laugh at yourself with others. I choose to remain blonde, even though father time would like to make me gray. But as I have said to many blonde jokesters in the past....I may die old and ugly...but they will have to pry the peroxide from my cold dead hands cause I aint gonna die a brunette!!!!!!! (no offense to the brunettes out there.)
"Courage is Fear holding on a minute longer."
-Gen. Patton
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Campfire Ranger
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�Politicians are the lowest form of life on earth. Liberal Democrats are the lowest form of politician.� �General George S. Patton, Jr.
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~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Campfire Tracker
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I like jokes that are funny. To me, funny is close to the truth, and cultural and racial differences are fair game for jokes based on that concept. (Except for German-Irish jokes, which are strictly off limits, as that may offend me.) Wayne
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Campfire Kahuna
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You are either a Gator or Gator bait!
Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.
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Campfire Outfitter
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When I get Rich I'll start a White Miss America Padgent. Lead the way for all white Senior proms. And last but not least White music awards.
What? Don't even lable me rascist. Just tired of white's not being treated equal.
Your Every Liberal vote promotes Socialism and is an
attack on the Second Amendment. You will suffer the consequences.
GOA,Idaho2AIAlliance,AmericanFirearmsAssociation,IdahoTrappersAssociation,FoundationForWildlifeManagement ID and MT.
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Campfire Greenhorn
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LOL....
Why do all the guys in southern Cali head to Mexico?
For all the frijoles
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Campfire Kahuna
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Scott and Keith.... you two may bl.....nevermind!
The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.
William Arthur Ward
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Campfire Kahuna
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Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.
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Campfire Greenhorn
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I'm of the opinion that Blacks just don't have a well developed sense of humor.
This isn't because of any latent racisim. I've been asking them to tell me White jokes for years. Instead of a smile and a joke they get PO'ed.
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Campfire Greenhorn
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First-grade class in Brooklyn comes in from recess. Teacher asks Sarah: "What did you do at recess?"
Sarah says, "I played in the sand box."
The teacher says, "That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie."
She does and gets a cookie.
The teacher asks Morris what he did at recess.
Morris says, "I played with Sarah in the sand box."
The teacher says, "Good. If you write 'box' correctly on the blackboard, I'll give you a fresh baked cookie."
Morris does, and gets a cookie. Teacher then asks Mustaffa Abdul Machmoud what he did at recess.
He says, "I tried to play with Sarah and Morris, but they threw rocks at me."
The teacher says, "Threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can go the blackboard and write 'blatant racial discrimination' I'll give you a cookie."
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Campfire Regular
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Definition:
Italian Virgin:
an ugly 3rd grader that can outrun her brothers
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Campfire Ranger
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I'm disappointed that the moderator of this site allows
racists jokes to be posted here. I'm speaking in regards to
the Irish Blond joke.
The joke also insults my gender and my daughters hair color.
I am deeply offended especially since they allow these jokes to be posted but DO NOT allow black jokes to be posted here.
This is a clear bias shown toward those of Irish decent.
Sad, so very sad.
That reminds me, just when is St Patty's day?.......... Casey
Casey
Not being married to any particular political party sure makes it a lot easier to look at the world more objectively...
Having said that, MAGA.
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Campfire Outfitter
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I always make fun of everyone. I'm Irish so its ok for me to do it but not anyone else.
did you hear the one about the sober irishman? turns out he wasn't
Beware of any old man in a profession where one usually dies young.
Calm seas don't make sailors.
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Campfire Oracle
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I'm Irish too ( see earlier posts) and you know as well as I that there has never been a joke about a sober Irishman....  Ingwe
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Campfire Outfitter
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Definition:
Italian Virgin:
an ugly 3rd grader that can outrun her brothers lol Thanks for making me feel included. I'm no longer offended for being left out. Up here, we replace Italian with Amish.
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Campfire Ranger
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You do not have a right not to be offended. 
THE CHAIR IS AGAINST THE WALL. The Tikka T3 in .308 Winchester is the Glock 19 of the rifle world. The website is up and running!www.lostriverammocompany.com
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Campfire Regular
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in any joke somebody get's hurt,the oldest form of slapstick,slipping on a banana peel,funny yes,but the guy also gets a concussion.
any ethnic joke can be tailored to a specific group.
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