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Scuse me for about 45 mins or so.... I'm gonna go cut my hair and take a shower.
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Originally Posted by Don Gordon
subway 6 foot sub with giraffe neck.


Yes!!

Sweet!!

I wonder if there are any subways in Africa?


oh that is so much on my "when i get rich" list now!!

put it right next to koala bear steaks & platypus poisonous spur necklace.

Yes!!

Being rich is going to be so cool!!



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Let me know what it's like....I'll have to experience it second hand.


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I would guess it's not unlike the rattlesnake sub, but pehaps a little meatier.


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the koala taste like skwerl.... really big skwerl.

and the giraffe tastes like... horse. big horse.

i might could be speckyoolating... on account of the non richness...

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There are 7 subway shops in S. Africa, but only 4 in Tanzania.

http://www.subway.com/subwayroot/AroundTheWorld/index.aspx


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could you imagine the windpipe?

like a 12' long dryer vent hose...

take that thing, pull it out all drippin with graffe stuff... then ya stretch it out with your buddy at the other end & ya talk through it.... "hey bill... can ya hear me?" "Yeah Dave, I hear ya, 10-4, and stuff"

"hey bill, you think we can fit a bottle of beer through this thing?"

Yeah... I gotta get me a small plane & go to Africa to hunt giraffes.



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Giraffe Full Body mount. 2 pieces. Legs & body on first floor. Neck & Head up through the floor on the 2nd floor, next to the recliner. Holds the tv remote between the ears. A guy could have fun if he'd be rich.


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oh yeah!!

no doorbell on my rich person house.

just the end of a preserved giraffe wind pipe sticking out the exterior wall that my company has to yell into. a sign hanging there that says so.

"for assistance, speak loudly into the giraffe neck pipe"

little arrow pointing.---> O

"hey dave! let us in man!!"

then i'd yell back through the tube "who is it? Man?"

so on & so forth....





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Originally Posted by 5sdad
Do telephone poles have kick starts?



No, but I heard Pelosi's vibrator does.


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chronic coccyx cramps
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Originally Posted by ltppowell
chronic coccyx cramps
chronic coccyx cramps
chronic coccyx cramps



You got tongue cramps Pat? What you been doin? grin


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Originally Posted by Don Gordon
I would guess it's not unlike the rattlesnake sub, but pehaps a little meatier.


funny. I ment the being rich part. smile


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Originally Posted by northern_dave
could you imagine the windpipe?

like a 12' long dryer vent hose...

take that thing, pull it out all drippin with graffe stuff... then ya stretch it out with your buddy at the other end & ya talk through it.... "hey bill... can ya hear me?" "Yeah Dave, I hear ya, 10-4, and stuff"

"hey bill, you think we can fit a bottle of beer through this thing?"

Yeah... I gotta get me a small plane & go to Africa to hunt giraffes.



think of the beer bong that sucker would make. I'm thinkin' a 1/2 barrel at least. laugh


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Do you think they'd legally let me change my name to Craven Morehead ???

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I couldn't get lunch.

Wanted an elephant ear sammich.

They'd run out of buns.


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OH TOM, your hair is so short dude!

ok, outta here gone to MS turkey hunting, ya'll be good while I am gone...


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