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Scuse me for about 45 mins or so.... I'm gonna go cut my hair and take a shower. Be right back.
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subway 6 foot sub with giraffe neck. Yes!! Sweet!! I wonder if there are any subways in Africa? oh that is so much on my "when i get rich" list now!! put it right next to koala bear steaks & platypus poisonous spur necklace. Yes!! Being rich is going to be so cool!!
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Let me know what it's like....I'll have to experience it second hand.
Camp is where you make it.
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I would guess it's not unlike the rattlesnake sub, but pehaps a little meatier.
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the koala taste like skwerl.... really big skwerl. and the giraffe tastes like... horse. big horse. i might could be speckyoolating... on account of the non richness...
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There are 7 subway shops in S. Africa, but only 4 in Tanzania. http://www.subway.com/subwayroot/AroundTheWorld/index.aspx
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could you imagine the windpipe?
like a 12' long dryer vent hose...
take that thing, pull it out all drippin with graffe stuff... then ya stretch it out with your buddy at the other end & ya talk through it.... "hey bill... can ya hear me?" "Yeah Dave, I hear ya, 10-4, and stuff"
"hey bill, you think we can fit a bottle of beer through this thing?"
Yeah... I gotta get me a small plane & go to Africa to hunt giraffes.
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Giraffe Full Body mount. 2 pieces. Legs & body on first floor. Neck & Head up through the floor on the 2nd floor, next to the recliner. Holds the tv remote between the ears. A guy could have fun if he'd be rich.
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oh yeah!!
no doorbell on my rich person house.
just the end of a preserved giraffe wind pipe sticking out the exterior wall that my company has to yell into. a sign hanging there that says so.
"for assistance, speak loudly into the giraffe neck pipe"
little arrow pointing.---> O
"hey dave! let us in man!!"
then i'd yell back through the tube "who is it? Man?"
so on & so forth....
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Do telephone poles have kick starts? No, but I heard Pelosi's vibrator does. Clyde
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chronic coccyx cramps chronic coccyx cramps chronic coccyx cramps
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I'm back again, this time with shorter hair.
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chronic coccyx cramps chronic coccyx cramps chronic coccyx cramps You got tongue cramps Pat? What you been doin? Clyde
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I would guess it's not unlike the rattlesnake sub, but pehaps a little meatier. funny. I ment the being rich part.
Camp is where you make it.
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could you imagine the windpipe?
like a 12' long dryer vent hose...
take that thing, pull it out all drippin with graffe stuff... then ya stretch it out with your buddy at the other end & ya talk through it.... "hey bill... can ya hear me?" "Yeah Dave, I hear ya, 10-4, and stuff"
"hey bill, you think we can fit a bottle of beer through this thing?"
Yeah... I gotta get me a small plane & go to Africa to hunt giraffes.
think of the beer bong that sucker would make. I'm thinkin' a 1/2 barrel at least.
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Do you think they'd legally let me change my name to Craven Morehead ???
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I couldn't get lunch.
Wanted an elephant ear sammich.
They'd run out of buns.
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OH TOM, your hair is so short dude!
ok, outta here gone to MS turkey hunting, ya'll be good while I am gone...
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Does it count as observing lent when I wash my navel?
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