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A bear walks into a local pub and sits down at the bar to order a drink. When the bartender comes over and says to the bear, "what will you have?"
The bears says "I would like a big glass of beer...........................................................................................................................and I would like a shot of whiskey also"
Bartender sez to the bear "you got it buddy, but what's up with the big pause?"
the bear sez "Oh I've always had those."

Groan...................I will forward it though.

another bear in a bar

A bear walks into a local pub and sits down at the bar to order a drink. When the bartender comes over and says to the bear, "what will you have? The bears says I would like a beer..

the bartender says sorry but we don't serve bears beer in this bar
the bear goes to the end of the bar lets out a huge roar kills and eats a haggard old bar fly turns to the bar tender and says now I will have that beer the bartender says sorry but we don't serve drug users in this bar DRUG USERS ? say the bear
yeah wasn't that a bar bitch u ate

Guy moves to the far north. Naturally, he is not accepted by those who are not native to the region, but arrived there before he did. He finally asks what he needs to do to be accepted and is told that he needs to drink a quart of whiskey, wrestle a grizzly bear and make love to a woman indigenous to the region. He downs the quart and reels out the door. He returns later, somewhat the worse for wear and inquires, "OK, now where's this woman I'm supposed to wrestle?"

Hear about the queer bear that laid his paw on the table?

Meanwhile, Aunt Helen, having taken a tramp in the woods, is now sitting with him smoking cigarettes.