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There once was a guy went by Fosteology
He was of uncertain geneology
But since we all are a mutt
('cept Steelhead, who's a slut)
He gets a pass, cause he's ok. No apology.
(hey... It sucks, granted, but look what I had to work with! And I incorporated a shot at the resident pecker-waver into it! Bonus points!)
The CENTER will hold.
Reality, Patriotism,Trump: you can only pick two
FÜCK PUTIN!
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"when you're up to your ass in alligators, it is hard to remember that your original intention is to drain the swamp"
Jeff, time for someone to fetch the net. Think you've crashed and burned.
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Yet to see anyone call the round for Jeff other than Jeff...
Me
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It'll cheer you up to know that I've put more wood on the ground in a single day,than you have in your Life.
That'd be staying the commensurate course for your "vast experience".
Quick math extrapolates the accumulative volume to 65,104 cords(rounded down).
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Anyone lurking out there know if the use of limericks to kick a bully's butt in an Internet flame war is patentable?
I think I'm sitting on a gold mine here... grin... If on a hunt/shoot/reload site some real world experience along with Bill Bennett's "Book Of Virtues" might pay dividends.
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There is a dude named Paul Walukewitz
Said something vile to me, and here it is:
"You are a load
"your mother should have swallowed"
So I'm tossing him on the fire, with these other [bleep].
The CENTER will hold.
Reality, Patriotism,Trump: you can only pick two
FÜCK PUTIN!
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It'll cheer you up to know that I've put more wood on the ground in a single day,than you have in your Life.
That'd be staying the commensurate course for your "vast experience".
Quick math extrapolates the accumulative volume to 65,104 cords(rounded down).
That's neat. Loggers drop a lot of trees. You like Husky, or Stihl?
The CENTER will hold.
Reality, Patriotism,Trump: you can only pick two
FÜCK PUTIN!
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You're a winner in your own mind.
"I Birn Quhil I Se" MacLeod of Lewis
I Burn While I See
Hold Fast MacLeod of Harris
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"Neat" is your Tag Stew recipe.
Loggers don't drop trees,nor do Cutters...though Cutters fall,as do Fallers.
You wouldn't know if a chain was on a bar correctly.
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My tag stew was delicious tonight.
Husky or Stihl?
The CENTER will hold.
Reality, Patriotism,Trump: you can only pick two
FÜCK PUTIN!
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Musta been the Crow,that really made it.
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You'd know; I've never tasted it.
The CENTER will hold.
Reality, Patriotism,Trump: you can only pick two
FÜCK PUTIN!
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You have it three times a day,as a minimum.
Funny part is,you can't even know it half the time and that's hard to top.
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You know... yer both arssholes...  Charlie
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And Charlie makes three... grin...
The CENTER will hold.
Reality, Patriotism,Trump: you can only pick two
FÜCK PUTIN!
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"A stray gun followed me home!"
Hmmm... Bob, you best brush up on your excuses, should you marry again <g>...
Is this your second or third one, Bob? .257 kimber I mean <g>. Jeff: Second
The 280 Remington is overbore.
The 7 Rem Mag is over bore.
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I think it's high time the proper weapons were chosen... ![[Linked Image]](http://www.bergdorfgoodman.com/products/mn/BGV0A1H_mn.jpg)
If three or more people think you're a dimwit, chances are at least one of them is right.
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now THAT is funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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now THAT is funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jeff you imagine yourself as good on the keyboard but semi-snappy comebacks cannot cover up the fact that you don't have the knowledge or experience of TryMe. After your spate of massive postings to become a campfire guru about a year ago I began to wonder...now I know. My disclaimer is that I know very little, cannot shoot worth a flip, enjoy the sports of hunting and shooting and am willing to listen to people with more knowledge and experience than mine and finally try very hard not post unless I have done it or used it. You do not have the capability to recognize that you are wearing the Emperor�s New Clothes
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now THAT is funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jeff you imagine yourself as good on the keyboard but semi-snappy comebacks cannot cover up the fact that you don't have the knowledge or experience of TryMe. After your spate of massive postings to become a campfire guru about a year ago I began to wonder...now I know. My disclaimer is that I know very little, cannot shoot worth a flip, enjoy the sports of hunting and shooting and am willing to listen to people with more knowledge and experience than mine and finally try very hard not post unless I have done it or used it. You do not have the capability to recognize that you are wearing the Emperor�s New Clothes That's exactly it. If you don't have the experience to know the truth when you initially post, what difference does it make what later research shows. If Big Stick would have been here posting the last couple years, I doubt we would have heard from JeffO, thousands of times. The Cult Of The Idiot Poster.
$$$ TRUMP AT THE PUMP 2024 $$$
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