Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed
as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth and one of my
sisters, who lives in Pflugerville, is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who
are prostitutes in Dallas.
I have two brothers, one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence
at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother
is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his
three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in
Longview, She is a part time "working girl". All things considered, my
problem is this. I love my fiance'and look forward to bringing her
into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with
her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who supports John Kerry for President?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
