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A guy in high school had one of the original Honda Panda cars. Since it was so small and light weight, we were constantly picking it up and moving it places. Often we would just turn it sideways in the parking space, so he couldn't get out. We once put it in the tennis courts, and one time actually got enough guys to put it on top of the loading dock near the shop.

No it won't. Mythbusters did a show on shaving cream last year. It doesn't expand like everyone thinks it does.

DAMMIT, why must you take the wind from my sails.

Okay, they I may pour a cup of paperscraps left over from our holes punch in to the defroster of the company truck he always drives.

Les, I know where there is a giant spider in your house that you could put in a file cabinet or a desk drawer but then you would have to touch it to put it there.

They belonged to Les.

They're on U-Tube now..........

One of the favorites at work is to take a screen shot of someone's desktop, save it as the background, and move their icons. It appears as though the icons are there, but they're just part of the background.

For after work, one time we went out. The guy whose turn it was to pick up the tab was in the bathroom when the waitress brought the check, so we sent her back and had her make up a fake bill for $300 and change.

Playing with someone's autocorrect is fun too.

Bachelor party-- a bunch of seriously schnockered LTs and CPTs. Groom had well more than his share, or didn't handle it like some. One of us got the idea to use our boot dye to paint a tattoo on him. Then another wise fellow said "why stop there?" We proceded to paint him EVERYWHERE except his hands, man-junk, and neck/head. All dressed up in his blues the next day no one but him and those involved knew. Pretty hard to keep from laughing that day.

His wife was not amused at all. No sense of humor I guess.

I guess the best one off the top of my head, was back when my son was still in diapers.My older brother and I can butt heads pretty good sometimes,and this was one of those times.Well on this occasion he pissed me off while I was changing a real nasty diaper.He threw some insult at me and smugly wandered off.I tightly wrapped it up, took and opened the door of his new truck,reached up under the seat and deposited it into a cranny ,held in place by the seat springs.I think they noticed the smell on the way home,but it took a week or two and a trip to the dealership to find the offending parcel.
I make sure to lock my vehicle when hes around to this day.

the next story wasnt a prank,but it is funny.
Two friends of mine were out blackpowder deer hunting ,which here in minnesota is after the regular deer season,think late november,early december.
They had been out late the night before,having a few beverages at the local pub.They got up early and headed out where ones co-worker had given them permission to hunt.They had to go out blind in the morning,having not seen the property beforehand. They parked in the mans yard,and walked out into the darkness to find a likely spot.well daylight came,with no action,and one of them had the call of nature,pounding at the back door.He found a suitable spot,and proceeded to take care of business.
Shortly after this,the property owner came out for a walk with his dog,a very friendly.young black lab.They stood around discussing strategy for awhile then decided to go elsewhere and make some deer drives.They started back to the house,and the owner calls his dog who came running from the nearby woods.It ran up and started jumping up on the owner excitedly.He started cursing and gagging and booted the dog .The dog had gone and found where the one guy had answered the call of nature,and proceeeded to roll in it vigourously.It's entire back was thickly matted with the offensive matter(and the paperwork,too),ground deeply into its fur.He had to hook up the garden hose and scrub it down before allowing it in the house,all at 10 degrees below zero Needlessy to say,they were never invited back hunting again!!

Had some High School buddies who put blocks under the frame of their neighbor's parked car so that the wheels were not touching the ground. Next morning at 7AM the neighbor couldn't figure out why his car wasn't moving.

Before locking steering wheel columns and the current concern for crime, we used to be able to get into a neighbor's car, and drift it down the block. The neighbor would come out the next morning and not see his car.

Like another poster, we had a student teacher in high school who had a VW bug. One day a bunch of us snuck out of school and turned it 180deg in the space so she had to wait until the other cars moved before she could leave. Actually this one really upset her, so we didn't bother her again.

Chuck

We had a biology teacher in HS that everyone loathed. We used to call his lectures "pickin' and grinnin'" (hint: he didn't have a guitar).

Anyway, he drove this little snot green compact car. Me and buddy picked up the rear end while a couple of other guys slipped concrete blocks under the rear axle. This left his rear wheels just barely off the ground. We stood by after school to watch the fun. Turns out his car had front wheel drive (an uncommon feature in our neck of the woods in those days), and when he took off the back end came off the blocks and he went bouncing across the parking lot like a pogo stick.

Hey Dave, was the double negative a Freudian slip or on purpose?



Clyde

An old gf's brother was a hunting buddy of mine. He pulled a practical on me that I won't describe but suffice it to say I swore I'd get even, he nailed me so bad. 2 years later,I represented him on 2 felony charges down in Matthew's County Va. I got the charges reduced to 2 misdemeanors with one year supervised probation and after the end of the year the charges would be dismissed. That fall, he borrowed a 270 I had and that evening called to say he was hunting a area he probably shouldn't have been in and when he saw a game warden he laid down the rifle and snuck out of the woods. Over the next two days, he couldn't find the rifle. I was, of course, a bit disappointed.

With one month to go on his probation, I got a call from his PO whom I got along very well with. I asked her if it would go against her professional dememanor to be involved in a practical joke against my client. She really liked him, thought he was a constant smartass and said she was game. So, two days later my client gets a call from the PO saying there was a robbery and the 270 rifle that was used in the robbery had his fingerprints on it and he had to come in to speak to the detectives.

I don't have to tell you the rest. He lost 10 pounds in about 2 days and was frantic in calling me to help him deal with this problem. I said I'd go with him and we'd work it out. We weren't in the meeting for 10 minutes before me and the PO couldn't hold it in any longer.

He officialy declared us even, that I was the victor and that he'd never, ever prank me again.

Hehe... So we're at the Frat one night (same frat Colorado is talking about) and the house manager is gone for the weekend... We know he just absolutely LOVES Obama (coughsarcasmcough) and so we printed 100+ photos of Obamas head and taped them ALL over his room.. Put them in the bathroom so when he'd sit down on the toilet he'd see his face.. Lay down at night to go to bed, see his face... We had a banquet later that year and guess what he pulled out of his suit pocket

Needless to say, he was PISSED... Took him FOREVER to find them all!

In high school,
We turned a Black snake lose under the door of the girls locker room just before the 1st class of the day.

Then we put a VW bug in the inclosed patio area of the school. we had to borrow a 60' boom truck to pull that one off and it took the shop classes a whole day to cut it up.

Best all time was the fiberglass insulation I shook in my buddies underwear before he came home from work, He had a hot date planed that night and had left before it took the full affect. We all lined up at the Bar to watch him come running out of the resturant. HE DID.

that one is plain mean!

when I was in the Navy we had Leave chits that we would make copies of and return them to the guy who wanted to go on leave, the day before he was set to fly home and tell him they were denied. that got a wide range of responses

or call people on the weekend and tell them they have to report for duty, although the higher ups don't like us running that kinda "drill". we found out the hard way

one i like to do is borrow a coupe of kool's from someone. then put them in a marlbro smokers pack. set back and watch the coughing when they fire up that kool.

couple that come to mind,

Stopping by my mothers house with a date and having a very serious talk with her about how this girl she had never met was going to be the mother of her first grandchild.

Sliding a drain pan of water and a lot of dry ice under the front of a car that just pulled into the high school auto shop. Teacher didn't know what it was right away but knew it wasn't right and cleared the shop.




I think the worst was while working in a kitchen doing dishes. After closing, standing at the dish washer I filled my big mouth with fake blood(kero syrup and food coloring) and waiting for my supervisor to come into the back.

When she came in, I turned around, looked at her with fear in my eyes, coughed into my hands a little then blew the whole load out on the white floor.

When she was done vomiting, she was really mad.


one more that still makes me smile, good friend in high school had a very nice lemans that was his pride and joy.

each day like clockwork he would get out of school and get into his car, start it up and rap the pipes three or four times. It was as consistent as the bell that let us out of school

One day I left early and hose clamped two foot long pieces of bicycle inner tube onto his duel exhaust. When he came out and fired her up all anybody heard was the sound of V8 flatulence, it was beautiful.

We took an old purse to the edge of a big cornfield that fronted a busy road. Put the purse on the road's edge with a couple dollars hanging out of it and a few coins laying around. Tied some heavy monofilament to the purse and hid in the cornfield. When someone would come to a screeching halt to check out the bait, we'd yank the string and pelt them with ears of corn before fading off into the field. The local cops quickly grew annoyed with our little escapade and came after us in the field. Evading them was no big deal if you just kept quiet and let them walk by, but we didn't count on them bringing in a dog. Needless to say, our folks weren't too crazy about picking up all of us at the station. The old sheriff made it quite clear that his deputies had better things to do than chase corn chuckers.

Had a buddy invite a bunch of us to his wedding. He was marrying fine young Catholic Lass in the Church with a large wedding planned. We told him when the Priest go to the point in Ceremony where he said if anyone here has any objection to this couple being wed speak now or fore ever hold you piece we were going to come down the aisle with a shotgun over our shoulder and very pregnant young lady in tow.

The damn fool went home and told his fiance about what we had said and she called the wedding off. It took some tall explaining by him to get her to the alter.
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Another time we had this neighbor who would run for Sheriff every election and get defeated. So my brother and one of his buddies borrowed another neighbors step ladder and built a bon fire in the middle of the road in front of his house. He called 911 and reported the fire the sheriff came out to investigate and arrested a motorist who had stopped and was trying to put out the fire.

Can't tell you--I'm saving them up for isaac.....




Casey