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SEXUAL ADVICE THAT EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT

A woman went to her doctor for advice.

She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea.

'Do you enjoy it?' The doctor asked. 'Actually, yes, I do. ''Does it hurt you?' he asked. 'No.. I rather like it. ''Well, then,' the doctor continued, 'there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant.


The woman was mystified. 'What? You can get pregnant from anal sex?' 'Of course, ' the doctor replied. 'Where do you think democrats come from?'



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I almost posted that one. TFF


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I have wondered about that for years.


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Was surprised you didn't, that's why I finally did. I am sure I will get flack for it though.


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I draw enough fire for the both of us usually. grin


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Mostly from Democrats....




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Everyone here knows that you dont care what Democrats think.


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Originally Posted by teal
Mostly from Democrats....




I most assuredly DON'T care what they think of me!


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So that's where the dumb axxes come from!

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Nice joke.


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