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The following came in an email. I think it probably came from something like the Onion, but it's still funnier than heck. ... and has an element of truth.


The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of African-American women among Woods� harem will have a negative affect on the black community, specifically young black girls.

�Why is it that a man who calls himself black can�t bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?� said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters in Harlem . �What does it say to young black girls everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your daddy say?�

Sharpton, who has long championed taking black women as mistresses, said that today�s black athletes need to stop neglecting black women when it comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples of positive black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King, Jr., both of whom cheated on their wives with black women. Sharpton also stressed that cheating with African-American women would help the black community financially by giving black girls the chance to sell their stories to tabloids and gossip magazines.

Added Sharpton, �I�m not asking you to not cheat on your wives, I�m just asking you to give back to your own community.�

Hehehehe

Really, when you think about it, Sharpton is right here. Personally, I think it's good to spread the wealth when it comes to one's girlfriends.

Yah I'm sure that the two most infamous race industry workers Jesse and Al are miffed at Tiger for not sharing the booty.

........snicker.........

Ummm Asian chick.

Sharpton is just mad because he isn't getting any himself

Somebody needs to call Katie Couric and have CBS do a follow up on this discriminatory practice.......



Casey

Tiger a racist as well as a ho monger?

hmmm. Ferrari or a Yugo....jorge

Gee, my pastor doesn't talk like that!

TND

Typical
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Deal

Just the facts.

Saw that earlier and loved it.
Today the news had a blurb about a doctor found with steroids/hormones that had "helped" Tiger through his knee problem. Of course he claims to only use the hormones himself and has never supplied Tiger and a couple other athletes he's worked wtih.
I love the game of golf but have never doubted that hormones haven't found their way into the "gentlemens game".
Gotta wonder if/when testing will come to the tour and if all the big hitters will be clean. I think I know the answer and would really love it if some of 'em would submit on their own.
Might do his image good...if he'd pass.

It is satire from CelebJihad.

They also have the following article: BREAKING NEWS: Tiger Woods Diagnosed With �Restless 3rd Leg Syndrome�.

Bet he is...

OK, Over the top "Shaking the bush boss, shaking the bush."
CHLuke

Thanks for finding the source. I knew it had to be something like that. But it was too funny not to post.

The Washington Post had an opinion piece that expressed the exact same sentiment as the Sharpton spoof!

Mick Jagger will argue which one is the Ferrari in bed

It's satire, of course, but it's hilarious. I have noticed the glaring lack of black women in Wood's harem, though. I must say that he at least has taste as far as looks go. I sure haven't seen any hags in the bunch, at least not yet.