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A large group of Taliban soldiers in Afghanistan are moving down
> a road when
> they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune: "One Newfie
> soldier is
> better than ten Taliban.
>
> The Taliban commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the dune
> whereupon a gun battle breaks out and continues for a few
> minutes, followed
> by silence.
>
> The voice once again calls out: "One Newfie is better than one hundred
> Taliban."
>
> Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100
> troops over the dune
> and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of
> battle, again
> silence.
>
> The Newfie voice calls out again: "One Newfie is better than one
> thousandTaliban!
>
> The enraged Taliban commander musters 1000 fighters and sends
> them to the
> other side of the dune. Rifle fire, machine guns,
> grenades, rockets and
> cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought. Then.
> . . . silence.
>
> Eventually one badly wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over
> the dune and
> with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more
> men.....it'sa trap. There are TWO of them."

hahahaha thats a good one!!!

And likely true.

In Newfieland, there's only one number after one . . . . .
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..Until you get to 20 and then you run out of fingers and toes!

A Newfie phones up room service and says:
Newfie: "I'd like some pepper please."
Bellhop: "Black pepper or white pepper, sir?"
Newfie: "Toilet Pepper!"

I sent that joke to a couple of My Newfie pards.

Very good!! lol!!

|The joke is loosely based on fact. The fighters from Newfoundland (not yet a part of Canada) during WWII had an exceptional reputation, and huge losses as they were often sent into the worst by the British command.

Randy

Loosely based on fact.
My father inlaw had a stroke many years back and during his recovery the doc came out of his room and introduced a speech therapist.
Speech Therapist:"He's recovering well but there is going to be alot of work ahead."
Mother inlaw: "You do know he's Newfoundland right?"
Speech Therapist: "No. Well then, he's probably fine."

That by the way is a true story, god bless em'.

My buddy's Newfie girl friend once told me (at super high-speed, and all linked-up and jumbled together) -

"Jus-steeys-warrior-et-an-isle-gettoos-whereyas-be".

It was a while before I figured out I was to stay put and wait.

"Stay where you're at and I'll come where you're to" is proper grammar in Newfieland.

You hit it right on the head me ol cock!

I've liked the Newfies I've met, but they were all named Angus it seemed. What's up with that?

There was a bunch of newfies having a get together drinking party. One of my friends called me to join and I said "I've got a case of diarhoea" He replied bring it along these guys will drink anything!

Glad I had already swallowed me coffee. That there's right funny!