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The harmless rabbit and Mister Squirrel I'm gonna use you two guys to do my DIRTY work for me Scum, slime, menace to the golfing industry You are the lowest member of the food chain and will prolly be replaced by the RAT The only good varmunt poon tang is dead varmunt poon tang I think LONG LIVE THE US MILITARY SNIPER THREAD!!!!!! Hold into the wind or have someone hold it for you ![[Linked Image]](http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff127/nkhoff/caddyshack.jpg)
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well, something nearly knocked me over, so I assume it was... It doesn't count if you generated the wind. 
He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.
- Albert Einstein
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I have ambitions of becoming a turd but the opportunity has continued to slip by. Some day my dream will come true.
Sincerely, Slider
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Some of us were born with the turd gene. Sort of a predilection in that direction.
He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.
- Albert Einstein
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I have ambitions of becoming a turd but the opportunity has continued to slip by. Some day my dream will come true.
Sincerely, Slider Most astute post of the day.  PS: Still laughing........
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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I have ambitions of becoming a turd but the opportunity has continued to slip by. Some day my dream will come true.
Sincerely, Slider You have potential....you could work on developing it.....or you can just continue to hang out with the "wrong" crowd......  Ingwe
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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I have ambitions of becoming a turd but the opportunity has continued to slip by. Some day my dream will come true.
Sincerely, Slider Leave your britches on, don't take them off for any reason, and in a couple of days I guarantee you'll be turdlike. Your friends will notice too. Stop sliding and you will be one of the merry band. Don't let an opportunity like this slip away. fish head
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Being turdlike is like Mossy Oak camo;
Its not a passion, its an obsession.....
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I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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We're going to be up for a Pulitzer for this, y'all know that, right? ![[Linked Image]](http://www.crater-outdoors.net/phpBB3/images/smilies/icon_confused.gif)
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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ESPY....
I want Erin Andrews to present to Les and ingwe.......
I think ingwe already has the speech written, if the drool and other stains haven't ruined it.
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You have potential....you could work on developing it.....or you can just continue to hang out with the "wrong" crowd...... Ingwe Much to my parents dismay, I learned early on that the "wrong" crowd is much more fun than the right crowd.
He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.
- Albert Einstein
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I thought to myself, "Darn, this thread should be a sticky!" Then I realized how metaphorically wrong that was. I'm not high, really.
Still, in just 3 days this thread will have been running for 2 months. Speaks volumes about the merit of synergy and bright minds with no boundaries, no?
Maybe it should be a sticky, but I think it's best to wait till after the award ceremony.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Went down to the Upick Dingle Berry field, they had nothing ripe on the vine. Actually they were going through some kinda vine blight that had reduced the number of vines substantially. They also were experiencing a littering issue lately with empty orange juice cans, used razors, empty nair for men containers and the occasional tweezer. Hmmmm.....
They had plenty of ripe boogers, the green variety..... if anyone was looking...
The search for enlightened turdness is a pilgrimage few travel....
Kent
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I thought to myself, "Darn, this thread should be a sticky!" Then I realized how metaphorically wrong that was. I'm not high, really.
Still, in just 3 days this thread will have been running for 2 months. Speaks volumes about the merit of synergy and bright minds with no boundaries, no?
Maybe it should be a sticky, but I think it's best to wait till after the award ceremony. Aside from the fact that we would have had to get the shovel, quicklime, and a blood oath together, this whole thread should have taken place around a campfire...
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Can't show pics around a real fire.... ![[Linked Image]](http://i560.photobucket.com/albums/ss45/thmsbrownlee/24HRC/Elisha-Cuthbert-006-1024x768.jpg) Ingwe
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you could describe her.
I'd take your word for it.
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I've always been the wrong crowd and people keep finding me!
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