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We are discussing the relative insanity of Aussies vs. Yanks. They have better beer.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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What is this "beer" stuff that you speak of.
I'm unacquainted with this.
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Kinda like Canadians, but Aussies seem a little more "Fun loving"...like you see in home videos of stunts....
Ingwe
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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What is this "beer" stuff that you speak of.
I'm unacquainted with this. You will smoke a turd in hell for lyin' Ingwe
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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What is this "beer" stuff that you speak of.
I'm unacquainted with this. You will smoke a turd in hell for lyin' Ingwe Sorry. The problem with beer and Aussies is that they have a third kidney. Ya never go into a battle on the enemies home turf. It's like doing saki shots with a couple of Japanese officers. You'll lose and wind up in a bath house with funny symbols drawn on your azz. Now, you get these sorts into a bunch of Kentucky's finest, and you'll be able to throw them nekked onto field hockey nets at the nearby university.
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I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Dammit Dan,
Drinking Aussie beer, with thrice kidneyed roughnecks in the outback?
Ya might as well smeared mayonnaise on your arse and put your undies on your head before you walked off the tarmac....
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Ya might as well smeared mayonnaise on your arse and put your undies on your head before you walked off the tarmac.... And that's purely a hypothetical thing, there. I can neither confirm nor deny it ever happened to anyone....
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Doubting Thomas here.... I'm just sayin.....  Ingwe
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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'Nuther keyboard on your account there bubba..... 
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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I'm sooo glad I never took a hanker'in for beer, seems to make some passout with their arses highlighted, highlifed...lifted... whatever.
Kentuck whiskey, well.....
Kent
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My vote goes to......... BOTH!  Ingwe
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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I had a tequila thing going for a while but one day on the bus trip back to fort sill, some mutant worm at the bottom had me seeing a flat rainbow coming through the windshield. I seem to recall frogs and leprechauns too. I eased off the bottle and promised to never buy anything else from this guy: ![[Linked Image]](http://all250r.com/scraps/mybikes/Jan10/wtfvending.jpg)
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Jose Cuervo is no friend of mine... likes to play all kinds of silly jokes on me ... at least they seemed funny at the time.
Kent
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Kent, is your avatar smoking a cigar?
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Can't do the tequila thing either...it makes me feel "funny".. But not in the "good" way..... Plus the leprechauns and the elephants were just a little "over the top"...... Ingwe
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer_in_AustraliaAlthough beer is now the most popular alcoholic drink in Australia, this was not always the case. The drink of choice for the first settlers and convicts was rum �
Cut yer name across me backbone
Stretch me skin across yer drum
Iron me up on Pinchgut Island
From now to Kingdom Come.
I'll eat yer Norfolk Dumpling
Like a juicy Spanish plum,
Even dance the Newgate Hornpipe
If ye'll only gimme Rum! See, I told ya they was nutz. 
I am..........disturbed.
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Kent, is your avatar smoking a cigar? That's what elk do when they find out it's me hunting them, they know they're safe..... nana..nana..nana... stick their tongue out, how rude... Or it could be the universal gesture of.... you'll smoke a turd in hell. Kent
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Or it could be the universal gesture of.... you'll smoke a turd in hell.
Kent
They have a universal gesture for that? Who knew? Ingwe
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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