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Originally Posted by fish head
Damn DD, you're older than I thought. Good to see you haven't lost your sense of humor.

fish head


I haven't yet lost The Way of Turdlike People. laugh As for my age, well, I posted this earlier somewhere, maybe this thread. It bears repeating, for........

I was born about ten thousand years ago
There ain't nuthin' in this world that I don't know
I saw Peter Paul and Moses playin' ring-around-the-roses
And I'll whup the guy what says it isn't so
Well, I'm just a lonesome traveler, a great historical bum
Highly educated through history I have come
I built the Rock of Ages, it was in the year oh one
And that's about the biggest thing that Man has ever done
I saw Adam and Eve driven from the door
I'm the guy that picked the figleaves that they wore
And from behind the bushes peepin' saw the apple they was eatin'
And I swear that I'm the one that et the core
Now I built the garden of Eden, it was in the year oh two
Joined the apple-pickers union and I always paid my dues
I'm the man that signed the contract to raise the risin' sun
And that's about the biggest thing that Man has ever done
I taught Samson how to use his mighty hand
I showed Columbus to this happy land
And for Pharaoh's little kiddies I built all the pyramiddies
And to the Sahara carried all the sand
Now I was strawboss on the pyramids and the tower of Babel too
I opened up the ocean, let the mighty children through
I fought a million battles and I never lost a one
And that's about the biggest thing that Man has ever done
I taught Solomon his little ABC's
I'm the first one to eat Limburger cheese
And while floating down the bay with Methuseleh one day
I saw his whiskers floating in the breeze
Now I fought the revolution that set this country free
It was me and a couple of Indians that dumped the Boston tea
I won the battle of Valley Forge and the battle of Bully Run
And that's about the biggest thing that Man has ever done
Now Queen Elizabeth she fell in love with me
We were married in Milwaukee secretly
But I got tired and shook her and ran off with General Hooker
To go shootin' skeeters down in Tennessee
I was born about ten thousand years ago
There ain't nuthin' in this world that I don't know
I saw Peter Paul and Moses playin' ring-around-the-roses
And I'll whup the guy what says it isn't so!

I wrote this song for Woodie Guthrie long before he was born. Sadly, Lee24 dropped some acid and thought it was about him.

Dan...the other. You can trust me with your daughters. Probably.

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I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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Dan, I remember Mom singing that when I was a kid.


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Originally Posted by DigitalDan
Originally Posted by fish head
Damn DD, you're older than I thought. Good to see you haven't lost your sense of humor.

fish head


I haven't yet lost The Way of Turdlike People. laugh As for my age, well, I posted this earlier somewhere, maybe this thread. It bears repeating, for........

I was born about ten thousand years ago
There ain't nuthin' in this world that I don't know
I saw Peter Paul and Moses playin' ring-around-the-roses
And I'll whup the guy what says it isn't so
Well, I'm just a lonesome traveler, a great historical bum
Highly educated through history I have come
I built the Rock of Ages, it was in the year oh one
And that's about the biggest thing that Man has ever done
I saw Adam and Eve driven from the door
I'm the guy that picked the figleaves that they wore
And from behind the bushes peepin' saw the apple they was eatin'
And I swear that I'm the one that et the core
Now I built the garden of Eden, it was in the year oh two
Joined the apple-pickers union and I always paid my dues
I'm the man that signed the contract to raise the risin' sun
And that's about the biggest thing that Man has ever done
I taught Samson how to use his mighty hand
I showed Columbus to this happy land
And for Pharaoh's little kiddies I built all the pyramiddies
And to the Sahara carried all the sand
Now I was strawboss on the pyramids and the tower of Babel too
I opened up the ocean, let the mighty children through
I fought a million battles and I never lost a one
And that's about the biggest thing that Man has ever done
I taught Solomon his little ABC's
I'm the first one to eat Limburger cheese
And while floating down the bay with Methuseleh one day
I saw his whiskers floating in the breeze
Now I fought the revolution that set this country free
It was me and a couple of Indians that dumped the Boston tea
I won the battle of Valley Forge and the battle of Bully Run
And that's about the biggest thing that Man has ever done
Now Queen Elizabeth she fell in love with me
We were married in Milwaukee secretly
But I got tired and shook her and ran off with General Hooker
To go shootin' skeeters down in Tennessee
I was born about ten thousand years ago
There ain't nuthin' in this world that I don't know
I saw Peter Paul and Moses playin' ring-around-the-roses
And I'll whup the guy what says it isn't so!

I wrote this song for Woodie Guthrie long before he was born. Sadly, Lee24 dropped some acid and thought it was about him.

Dan...the other. You can trust me with your daughters. Probably.
Now Dan ,I got in trouble for wasting time teaching that to George Washington when I was supposed to be coaching him for his Master Mason's Degree. wink

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Originally Posted by 5sdad
Dan, I remember Mom singing that when I was a kid.


Brings back memories eh? Remember this one?

Completely round is the perfect pearl the oyster manufactures.
Completely round is the steering wheel that leads to compound fractures
Completely round is the golden fruit that hangs from the o-o-orange tree
Yes the circle shape is quite renown
But sad to say it can be found
In the lowdown, dirty run-around
That my true love gave to me
That my true love gave to me

Completely square is the little box he said my ring would be in
Completely square is the envelope he said good-bye to me in
Completely square is the handkerchief I flourish constantly
As I dry my eyes of the tears I've shed,
And blow my nose which turns bright red
For a perfect square is my true love's head
He will not marry me, no
He will not marry me

Rectangular is the hotel door my true love tried to sneak through
Rectangular is the transom hole by which I had to peek through,
Rectangular is the hotel room I entered angrily, and
Rectangular is the wooden box
Where lies my love neath the golden phlox
They say he died of the chicken pox
In part I must agree
One chick too many had he

Triangular is the piece of pie I eat to ease my sorrow
Triangular is the hatchet blade I plan to hide tomorrow
Triangular the relationship which now has ceased to be
And triangular is the garment thin
That fastens on with a safety pin
To a prize I had no wish to win
It's a lasting memory
That my true love gave to me

The Ballad of the Shape of Things, Kingston Trio

Probably a popular ditty amongst lawyers and prosecutors as well.


I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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Last edited by DigitalDan; 02/19/10.

I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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Originally Posted by DigitalDan
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WTF? Dan?

You okay? laugh

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Ooops...ya fixed it!

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Originally Posted by HawkI
Ooops...ya fixed it!


Had trouble with that too...now we are back to things I can understand....

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Originally Posted by HawkI
Originally Posted by DigitalDan
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WTF? Dan?

You okay? laugh


YES!

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I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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Originally Posted by ingwe
Originally Posted by HawkI
Ooops...ya fixed it!


Had trouble with that too...now we are back to things I can understand....

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Ingwe


Whattisit?

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Woman...with clothes on....dats why you didnt recognize her.... grin

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What it be is some web sites have software that will prevent you from posting their pictures elsewhere. Only reason I can see to prevent pics such as above from being spread gleefully around the planet is the site owner caught the gay...in a very bad way.


I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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How do you catch the gay in a good way?? shocked

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Originally Posted by ingwe
Woman...with clothes on....dats why you didnt recognize her.... grin

Ingwe


Really? grin

Too much time viewiing this thread, I guess....


I have learned so much on military sniper rifles though.....

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Originally Posted by ingwe
How do you catch the gay in a good way?? shocked

Ingwe


You try to surround yourself with women who like the same things you do.....and catch them whistle

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I dunno actually. Never considered it. Just figured there was bad and a lot worse.

What's the punch line?




I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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Ya'll are doing a wonderful job here.

Any word on the '03 match ?

.....I could sure use that money for the new shop,

...all they have to do is bring it down and lose it.

WTF is so complicated about that?

Does this thread still allow nekkid rifle pics ?

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Originally Posted by HawkI
Originally Posted by ingwe
How do you catch the gay in a good way?? shocked

Ingwe


You try to surround yourself with women who like the same things you do.....and catch them whistle



But wouldn't that make you a lesbian???


Not that theres anything wrong with that...... whistle

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Like my little brother likes to say: "I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body."

grin


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