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She introduced me to eye bleach. I use it when I shave so I don 't scare myself.
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I just shave in the dark....
And as for Shari...shes got it easy..I just hide her contacts and she still thinks I look good....least thats what I tell her....
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"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Here's an old one for you. It was one of my most memorable days duck hunting with my dad. We did a lot of that when I were a youngster. fish head
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Heck, I was king of the duffuses, I was a nerd before it was cool.
I never thought I had a chance with a girl like her, luckily she thought I was funny and I made her laugh with my antics. She told my sister to make me ask her out. When my sister suggested it, I said, no way, that girl has no interest in me. My sister kept working on me without saying she wanted me to ask her. Took me a month to get up the nerve and she was stewing the whole time, she still reminds me I didn't want to ask her out the first time.
When my friends first met her they told me, she's your cousin or something, that girl can't be a real date.
I've seen you guy's wives and agree we were all lucky they were visually impaired.
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Nice group of birds Fish head! You look normal in that pic, what happened? JM
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Here's an old one for you. It was one of my most memorable days duck hunting with my dad. We did a lot of that when I were a youngster. fish head Love it ! A picture tells a story for sure. Kent
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Nice group of birds Fish head! You look normal in that pic, what happened? JM I was wondering the same....if thats him in his Avatar...he shure grew up fugly.... Ingwe
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Here is one of the wife and I at the Cowboy 3-Gun World Championships. (I'm on the far left standing, she is right below me) I am lucky.
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Nice group of birds Fish head! You look normal in that pic, what happened? JM I started fishing A LOT in my 20's and wanted to understand fish more. I eventually became fish like in my quest to be one with the fishes. I'm lucky enough to have spent the equivalent of a couple of years of my life pursuing fish. Back in the day a 100 days in a year on the water were common. Thus - fish head
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You MUST have resorted to trickery!! She not only looks good, she looks nice..if you know what I mean... Havent seen you in a pic larger than your avatar...wish it had stayed that way...... Ingwe
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Here is one of the wife and I at the Cowboy 3-Gun World Championships. (I'm on the far left standing, she is right below me) I am lucky. That's more than lucky, that's EPIC! I've seen pictures you've put up and she is one fine lady. I do have to wonder at all our wive's tastes in men though. Kent
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It don't hurt to tell them you have a million dollars, then after the Honeymoon go home and open the safe and yell, "WE"VE BEEN ROBBED!"
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It don't hurt to tell them you have a million dollars, then after the Honeymoon go home and open the safe and yell, "WE"VE BEEN ROBBED!" I thought I was the only one that used that ruse... Ingwe
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Nice group of birds Fish head! You look normal in that pic, what happened? JM I started fishing A LOT in my 20's and wanted to understand fish more. I eventually became fish like in my quest to be one with the fishes. I'm lucky enough to have spent the equivalent of a couple of years of my life pursuing fish. Back in the day a 100 days in a year on the water were common. Thus - fish head Well it sure worked. Do you lay eggs? I would love some caviar!
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Do you lay eggs? I would love some caviar! It's only the females that lay eggs. What I lay every morning might look like caviar - but I'm not about to go fish some out of the bowl unless you really, really want it. Just sayin' fish head
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Ingwe is a turdlike person, he may be interested? I think I'll pass...
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Here's an old one for you. It was one of my most memorable days duck hunting with my dad. We did a lot of that when I were a youngster. fish head You know, when they throw out the popcorn at the petting zoo for the ducks I think that's illegal baiting.
"I was born in the log cabin I helped my grandfather build"
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"Ahhhh! Monster!" My wife said that on the first date. She wasnt looking at my face at the time.
Only a dingleberry, not yet a Turdlike person, maybe someday!!! I am happier than a retard in a room full of bouncy balls right now!! Joe.
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Do you lay eggs? I would love some caviar! It's only the females that lay eggs. What I lay every morning might look like caviar - but I'm not about to go fish some out of the bowl unless you really, really want it. Just sayin' fish head You guys are friggin' crackin' me up! Some fine-lookin' wives on this here thread. Dunno how you turd-like fuglies pulled that off--except Kent The Teen Idol, of course--guess I gotta get JM to send me some eye-bleach so I can catch one, too... I might have time to scan some old-timey pics tomorrow, but today I gotta head up the road to sit on some HD iron in the showroom, then on to a dinner date at a fine-dining restrunt (one where you have to wear shoes...).
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Edited by DocRocket (03/06/10 09:06 AM) Edit Reason: splelling errorrs LMAO,,,,,,,,Sorry, I couldnt resist
Only a dingleberry, not yet a Turdlike person, maybe someday!!! I am happier than a retard in a room full of bouncy balls right now!! Joe.
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