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I realized I made a BIG mistake. Any man that can wrangle two bull elk and a dog in one day and not break a sweat is someone you don't want to pizz off.
In Montaaaanaaa (sheep like sound) it's a requirment that to graduate high school, that you have to attend and pass a class in Animal Husbandry ? ? ? It's just what they do. Ain't no gay there from their perspective.
ingwe still holds his Grand Poobah status just because of his turdlike humor and his fetish for women's boobs. That's OK.
Live and let live is all I have to say. I saw that "Deliverance" movie and I ain't lookin' for no trouble.
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Boobs? Did someone say boobs? No boobs, just a painted wench... ![[Linked Image]](http://www.yall.com/images/feature2_fox.jpg)
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Used to be I couldnt go on vacation without the rumor mill cranking up...now I can't even go to work after lunch!!  Before I get all out of control I'll answer the ONE civil posters question.. My dog is not Australian cattle Dog, but is 1/2 Australian Shepherd and 1/2 Border collie.. The other tan dog that is biting me is a Belgian Malinois.. And as for the rest of you perverts..... You did me proud!  Verrrrrry turdlike!  Ingwe
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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![[Linked Image]](http://i560.photobucket.com/albums/ss45/thmsbrownlee/24HRC/leoni21.jpg) Ingwe
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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I consider it my job to keep the eternal flame of the "turd" lit in the absense of our Grand Poobah.
Let it be, that the flame shall never be extinguished, whether it be a dry turd or a fresh sizzler.
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The fresh ones are called "steamers"... FYI Ingwe
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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The fresh ones are called "steamers"... FYI Ingwe Yes that's true until you try and light em. Then they become a "sizzler". fish head
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OK, I stand corrected, I never tried to light one...
Ingwe
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Does anybody like smoked salmon? I never could keep one lit.............
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"OK, I stand corrected, I never tried to light one..."
You will when you got to hell as the Grand Poobah.
There are many plains of existence for someone with "turdlike" status.
Just sayin'
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There are many plains of existence for someone with "turdlike" status.
fish head
Right now I'm ridin high on another Astral plain as the Grand Poobah.. Don't interrupt me.... Ingwe
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Ingwe I find it hard to believe that her husband had to check himself in for sexual therapy!
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Yeah, you KNOW that dude was screwed up....
Ingwe
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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There are many plains of existence for someone with "turdlike" status.
fish head
Right now I'm ridin high on another Astral plain as the Grand Poobah.. Don't interrupt me.... Ingwe An Astral plain is good, but it could be misconstrued on this thread. Once again, just sayin'. fish head
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I knew that...but I was willing to take the chance...seems to be the week for challenging my Poobahood anyway, thought Id get it out of the way...
Ingwe
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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that wouldn't be the "astral glide" you keep talking about, would it? northern dave calls it "the san francisco treat" for some reason
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Dooooood.....
Leave ND out of this...we think hes "caught the gay"
BTW you are almost ready for Graduate work in my School...
Ingwe
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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thought so. been hackin on you pretty good, if you check my posts. nothin personal ya know, just going fer a promotion. 
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Am I qualified enough for an "AA" degree (another azzhole)?
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I was diggin Treasure Hunter this morning ![[Linked Image]](https://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mzFlwPPtjy0/SYQZanwLotI/AAAAAAAAAC8/GEU51-l_ojg/s400/2648174055_760651e8e8_b.jpg)
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