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If he keeps asking for sex he'll get a male RN. In his case that could be a good thing or a bad thing!


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Maybe it was a male nurse that refused and he wanted fired.


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Private isurance gets the "Head Nurse", HMO gets a skin mag and a tube of KY!


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Originally Posted by T LEE
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My wife would have introduced him to Lorena Bobbit!


That's cruel! grin


That is REALITY, she is an RN with 30+ years on the job! Don't take guff or abuse from ANYBODY!


And I repeat myself.....

That's why TLee 'walks the line'! grin


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Originally Posted by ROMAC
Private isurance gets the "Head Nurse", HMO gets a skin mag and a tube of KY!


How can you tell who is the head nurse?




















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Originally Posted by idahoguy101
If he keeps asking for sex he'll get a male RN. In his case that could be a good thing or a bad thing!


In the Army, male RNs are referred to as the
BNC - Boy Nurse Corps! smile


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As a retired RN I can tell you guys like that on a hospital unit usually get a "treatment" that doesn't include sex. It starts with being assigned to the roughest looking (male or female)nurse with the worst attitude. After that, general disdain bordering on redicule usually got the subject changed.

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Originally Posted by husqvarna
As a retired RN I can tell you guys like that on a hospital unit usually get a "treatment" that doesn't include sex. It starts with being assigned to the roughest looking (male or female)nurse with the worst attitude. After that, general disdain bordering on redicule usually got the subject changed.


frown Now that explains the male nurse with the big hands and large suppository. grin GW


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Originally Posted by oldtimer303
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As a retired RN I can tell you guys like that on a hospital unit usually get a "treatment" that doesn't include sex. It starts with being assigned to the roughest looking (male or female)nurse with the worst attitude. After that, general disdain bordering on redicule usually got the subject changed.


frown Now that explains the male nurse with the big hands and large suppository. grin GW


Are you sure that was a suppository? grin


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Inserted with one hand on your shoulder? Or both?


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Originally Posted by supercrewd
Inserted with one hand on your shoulder? Or both?


Reminds me of what my Dr. told me one time. Dr was about to give an rectal exam and his patient asked him to use two fingers. Dr inquired why? Patient stated, " Well Doc, you know how insurance companies are, they always want a second opinion." GW


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