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Some I know of personally: 6, 9, 12, 14, 15, 23, and 28.
And some aren't even relatives.
Happy Trails!
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Campfire 'Bwana
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You think that all Trans-Ams came from the factory with rust and missing side mirrors.
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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Campfire Kahuna
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When your pickup brakes grab and the teeth you're missing are dimensionally congruent with the mouth of a Bud bottle.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Outfitter
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DD, you cain't be a redneck using them big words like "congruent" "dimensionally" and "Bud".
Teeth are overrated, anyway. d:^)
You can roll a turd in peanuts, dip it in chocolate, and it still ain't no damn Baby Ruth.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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No matter how many vehicles you own, you only have one set of plates.
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.
That one made me chuckle.
3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
I know a surprising number of yuppies that this might apply to...
This is a shooting forum, there is no place here for logic.
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Campfire Outfitter
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More redneck Signs
1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.
5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
6. Someone in your family died right after saying 'Hey, guys, watch this'.
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
9. Your junior prom offered day care.
10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are 'Gentlemen, start your engines'.
11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
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Boots were made for walking
Winds were blowing change
Boys fall in the jungle
As I Came of Age
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Campfire Oracle
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Rick...I can see you've been talking to John Moses....and taking notes!  Ingwe
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Boots were made for walking
Winds were blowing change
Boys fall in the jungle
As I Came of Age
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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 I dunno Ingwe, Rick lives in Alabammy so rednecks are part of the landscape
Be afraid,be VERY VERY afraid ad triarios redisse My Buddy eh76 speaks authentic Frontier Gibberish! ![[Linked Image]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y222/EvilTwinMar/Sabretooth-1.jpg)
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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DD, you cain't be a redneck using them big words like "congruent" "dimensionally" and "Bud".
Teeth are overrated, anyway. d:^) I'm not a redneck, just an observer. We have a fair number of locals that fit the description though.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Ranger
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Rick, u hitten awwfull clos to home wit som o tem.
gonna hert somones feelins iffin u ant karfull.
Old Turd- Deplorable- Unrepentant Murderer- Domestic Violent Extremist
Just "Campfire Riffraff and Trash"
This will be my last post! Flave 1/3/21
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Campfire Ranger
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You live in a Travel Trailer.... and own a bigscreen TV.
You are a well to do Redneck if you own two homes..... and the first home can pull the second.
Kent
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Campfire Greenhorn
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2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter Or as a couple of old boys I used to work with would sit there with an airsol can of brake cleaner and shoot flies out of the air by spraying flies with brake cleaner. Believe it or not they got pretty good at it. A couple of guys nat work use spray adhesive their wings stick together and down the go
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