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Yeah, DAVE!

Remember a couple months ago when I complained about the tick bite to my navel,
and you told me to get it checked out
and I said fug it,
and you called me an ass if I didn't get to the doctor
and I didn't
and it's just now healing up?

Get to the doctor.

I think I just told you to stuff a tampon in your belly button.

I left that out of the anecdote for PC reasons.

OK, Dave. Stuff some tampons in them bite wounds.

is it now time to make the obligatory request for pics?

You have more guts....maybe a few less smarts....then me. You get in the middle of a dog fight, YOU are going to loose. Keep everything clean...thats where the beer comes in..or out!

]Is the beer ok

Prayers sent!

I carry pepper spray when I take my dogs out.

Dave, when you get over the dog bite fever you can tell us which is the baddest, the dog bite or the baboon ass. Seems like the baboon ass does last forever..

dave, you should have had a magnetic can coozy and just stuck it to the plate in your head, problem solved, both hands to work with and still not a spill!!

I know it, the magnetic one is out at the cabin though

my index finger is swollen up like a bratwurst on the grill, cant bend it.

He came over the temporary fence in to my yard...he was lucky all I had was the shovel....

Many moons ago I worked at an animal hospital. There was a huge BD that used to be boarded in the kennel for a couple weeks a year, and when we saw it come it there'd be a collective groan. Without fail, every single time the kennel door was opened, that crazy SOB would run down the rows biting at the cages of every single other dog. By the time he was grabbed up again, the entire place was like the scene of a doggy riot, with maybe a hundred dogs sounding off wanting to play the doggy version of the Terminator.

ND, you are exactly right about the facial structure of a BD being challenging to manhandle. I learned to grab the fleshy folds of the face instead with breeds like that. Grab hard on the skin of their mugs and twist, and you can get your way. Glad to hear you were able to finish off yer brew, and didn't lose any digits doing it.

Gosh, I hope you will be getting around. Dog fights are a bitch...

Great idea BP, we know he has one! Magnetic cooler I mean.

Believe it or not, this works. If you unavoidably find your hand in an angry dogs mouth, grab the tongue if you can - hard. They can't bite then. Bulldogs usually have big floppy ones that work well for this.

everytime i stick that magnet on my forehead I piss my pants & forget my name for a week.

(cousin eddy, christmas vacation movie)

I love that scene!

About the infection thing Dave, our dog was bitten near her eye when she was about a half grown pup. Within a day or so, it swelled up to where it looked like half a walnut was stuck under her skin. A little push on it while checking the wound yielded about a spoonful of nasty goo. Luckily she was put on anti-biotics the day of the bite.

That said, I told my wife that the next time I take anti-biotics it's going to be because of a threat to my life or limb. Anti-biotics screw my system up big time.

where do you think the "baboon ass" thread originated?

compliments of antibiotics.


can't even remember what i did to myself to get put on the antibiotics that time, thinking it might have been a piece of metal they pulled out of my eye, or maybe that was a different eppisode entirely... I dunno.

But I agree with you, those antibiotics will mess me up something terrible.

Take the antibiotics, I bet that swollen finger is telling you something.

Get some Mentholatum for any baboon ass that crops up, it's almost an instant cure.