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Two aliens landed in the New Mexico desert near a gas station that had been closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger of the two aliens addressed it: "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader." When the gas pump didn't respond, the younger alien started to get mad at the lack of response, and the older one said "I wouldn't do that if I were you." The younger one ignored the warning and repeated the greeting. Again, there was no response. Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said impatiently, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Do not ignore us in this way! Take us to your leader or I will fire!" The older alien again warned his comrade. "You don't want to do that. You really don't want to make him mad!" "Rubbish", replied the younger alien. He aimed his weapon at the pump and fired. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared outwards and towards them and blew the younger alien off his feet and deposited him in a burnt and crumpled mess 200 yards away in a cactus patch. Thirty-five Earth minutes later, when he finally regained consciousness, refocused his three eyes and straightened his bent antenna, he looked at the wiser one who was standing over him, slowly shaking his big green head. "What a ferocious creature," said the young fried one. "It damned near killed us! How did you know it was so dangerous?" The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler onto the crispy peeling flesh of the younger one, and shared some knowledge. "If there's one thing I have learned in my travels through the galaxy, it is that you don't mess with a guy who has a penis he can wrap around himself twice and then stick in his ear!"
Stupidity has its way, while its cousin, evil, runs rampant.
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George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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Yeah, but do the girls? I need to ask, cuz I'm a couple wraps, plus, short. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
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