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Paul.
"Kids who grow up hunting, fishing & trapping, do not mug little old Ladies"
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Paul.
"Kids who grow up hunting, fishing & trapping, do not mug little old Ladies"
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If there's one thing I've become certain of it's that there's too much certainty in the world.
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BMT the fridge girl on your avatar inspired this series... kind of girl next doorish but more hot girl in your kitchen... Some of your recent posts are good but from the pictures you've posted you live with someone that's better than some of the skank fu you appear to lust after. True words doubletap, Skanks are fun to look at but Mrs Podunk keeps the house clean, dinner ready ( still no Paula Dean but she tries) and the dogs taken care of so I cant complain. Skanks are merely entertaining to view and comment on.
The view one sees is his own Practitioner of the ancient art of skank fu
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I dont know about Jordana so much but Amy Smarts hotter than a ten peckered billy goat. Damnfine work Paul!
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Busy day posting. I missed a lot in 24 hours...
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pod...you find a goat with ten peckers to be hot?
rephrase, man, rephrase before ingwe reads that!
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Lol my hillbilly idioms are lost on many. I dont even know if the poobah will touch that one.....
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I dont know about Jordana so much but Amy Smarts hotter than a ten peckered billy goat. Damnfine work Paul! I wouldn't say Amy's the hottest chick on the planet, but it's probably safe to say she'd be the most fun. Potent little package all things considered.
Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. --Winston Churchill
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Now...DATS a good lookin woman!!! [/quote] Ingwe
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Up a bit early with the hay fever today...gotta get wired up on coffee and go on a full day dog training consult over in Missoula...trying to get a Diabetic Alert Service Dog lined out today...gonna be a long day..
how 'bout choo??
Ingwe Poobah, Splain to me the Diabetic Alert Service Dog. What's dat. Just curious. fish head Fish thats a dog I'm consulting on the training of, what his job will be is to alert his handler to oncoming low blood sugar episodes, so she can glucose up before it happens... Its an olfaction based training, and actually pretty feasible to do if you know whats going on with the diabetes... Ingwe
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My moms an insulin dependent diabetic. been that way since she was 11. She had an old male bulldog she kept inside and he was as good as a glucose monitor.
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There you go...and a Bulldogs sense of smell isnt as good as many breeds, but still a huge improvement over a human..
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I can just look at her and tell if its low or high, but Im sure that youre right about the dogs perceiving it in an olfactory sense.
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Pod...truth is they also rely heavily on the body language aspect, I try to train both...to cover all bases..
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Hmm thats interesting, how are the dogs trained to react to low/ high blood sugar levels?
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Since low blood sugar is often accompanied by disorientation,I train them to be insistent, and get the victims attention...by licking the face.Since the odor initially originates in the breath, this is kind of a natural place/thing for them to do..
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They are extremely disoriented and appear drunken in my experience when the blood sugar is low. Licking the face would surely be beneficial. You should train them to go to thee fridge and fetch OJ Lows are alot worse than highs with my mom, she can get so bad its like a clip from the exorcist. Plug nose pour OJ down the hatch and hold it shut til they swallow is the only option when shes that bad.
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You should train them to go to thee fridge and fetch OJ Dude, actually thats been done in more than one instance... Ingwe
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It would surely work, it straightens them out very quickly.
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